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TheBlueNun

  • Thursday 31st January 2019, 4:23pm
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 2,537 posts

We had our new bed delivered today. Beat that if you can?

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Thursday 31st January 2019, 5:59pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,482 posts

I can.
I designed the controls on a mattress making machine and improved the output from 100 mattresses per shift to 150.
The owner by way of thanks said pick any bed from our catalogue and we'll make it and deliver it today.
I picked the dearest and watched it being made.

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Definitely Tarby

  • Thursday 31st January 2019, 11:27pm
  • England
  • 1,859 posts

After a long illness my trusty computer finally passed on this week. It's been on the cards for a while so everything important is backed up and that brings some comfort. I ordered a new PC today on Amazon and it's being delivered on Tuesday. It looks a great deal so I'm hoping it actually works.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Friday 1st February 2019, 7:28pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,482 posts

Barclays add
Woman on bus lost her card.
Curry baguette? Is that a thing?

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 1st February 2019, 7:52pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 3,070 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st February 2019, 7:28 PM


Curry baguette? Is that a thing?

Yes, it's a thing.

Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing depends very much on how you view Britain's immigration policy.

(adopts Ben Elton voice)

Little bit of politics there, ladies and gentlemen! :D

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lofthouse

  • Friday 1st February 2019, 8:08pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,032 posts

Curry Baguette?

I'm sure I saw them supporting Ned's Atomic Dustbin at the Manchester Academy a few years back

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Ben

  • Sunday 3rd February 2019, 7:50pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 18,350 posts

Ben has been drinking fine coffee all weekend and took his daughter to the park yesterday.

Good times.

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Briosaid

  • Sunday 3rd February 2019, 8:26pm [Edited]
  • Scotland
  • 1,087 posts
Quote: Ben @ 3rd February 2019, 7:50 PM

Ben has been drinking fine coffee all weekend and took his daughter to the park yesterday.

Good times.

Delightful change from all the morons who applaud Trump's quest to zap the world with nuclear weapons.
Edit 'thicko Trump's quest'.

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Chappers

  • Sunday 3rd February 2019, 11:25pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,567 posts
Quote: Ben @ 3rd February 2019, 7:50 PM

Ben has been drinking fine coffee all weekend and took his daughter to the park yesterday.

Good times.

Do you have a secretary to write your posts? Or is it just one of your menials?

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 4th February 2019, 12:23am
  • England
  • 16,512 posts
Quote: Chappers @ 3rd February 2019, 11:25 PM

Do you have a secretary to write your posts? Or is it just one of your menials?

More to the point is does he still have hair................, and wasn't there suggestion of a beard at one time?

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L.E.

  • Monday 4th February 2019, 5:44pm
  • England
  • 20,468 posts

L.E wanted to check in and say hi to those who knows her!

Since her last status update, she has added to the population again with a child of the male variety!

Hi everyone!

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DaButt

  • Monday 4th February 2019, 6:08pm
  • The Lone Star State, United States
  • 13,641 posts
Quote: L.E. @ 4th February 2019, 5:44 PM

L.E wanted to check in and say hi to those who knows her!

Since her last status update, she has added to the population again with a child of the male variety!

Howdy and congrats on the baby!

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L.E.

  • Monday 4th February 2019, 7:07pm
  • England
  • 20,468 posts

Thanks DaButt!

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zooo

  • Tuesday 5th February 2019, 9:39am
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,188 posts
Quote: L.E. @ 4th February 2019, 5:44 PM

L.E wanted to check in and say hi to those who knows her!

Since her last status update, she has added to the population again with a child of the male variety!

Hi everyone!

WaveWaveWave

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billwill

  • Tuesday 5th February 2019, 12:30pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,762 posts
Quote: L.E. @ 4th February 2019, 5:44 PM

L.E wanted to check in and say hi to those who knows her!

Since her last status update, she has added to the population again with a child of the male variety!

Hi everyone!

Hi to you two too.

Ooops I mean Hi to you four too.

Laughing out loud