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Thank you Gordon. :) The girls say the eye patch is quite fetching..................

Ooh Arrrr, Jim lad we'll be asailin' on the mornin' toid. Ha Haaaa, shiver me timbers and avast behind. Pirate

2017 not getting better at mo.. no.. My mojo seems to be on the blink, or summat.. Teary

I shan't be walking under any ladders, that's for sure..

Quote: reds @ 9th November 2016, 7:31 AM

Well it has been nice knowing you all but I'm off to live on Pluto.

Well my space shuttle/ship leaves in the morning. Shame as I have custard buns and also peppermint icecream in the freezer. Wonder if they will keep 4-8 years?

Wouldn't it be a lot easier if we just sent him (and his cronies) to Pluto?

Yes but I don't think that will happen

Quote: zooo @ 20th January 2017, 1:50 PM

Wouldn't it be a lot easier if we just sent him (and his cronies) to Pluto?

Send them to Hell where they belong (unfortunately I don't believe in Hell).

Will Cam has come across this. Woman was poisoned by her husband

http://dailym.ai/2iL0QCW

You don't think it's our David Smith...........?

Laughing out loud

Nevertheless, I hope his wife is ok again.

Did David Smith ever have a wife? I don't remember him organising her funeral, or her sister's or her father's or ....

Quote: keewik @ 21st January 2017, 6:59 PM

Did David Smith ever have a wife? I don't remember him organising her funeral, or her sister's or her father's or ....

Interesting point. He was always very creative when it came to his private life and profession but I can't remember him mentioning a wife or girlfriend.

Well he did just disappear? Spooky.....

Quote: keewik @ 21st January 2017, 6:59 PM

Did David Smith ever have a wife? I don't remember him organising her funeral, or her sister's or her father's or ....

Laughing out loudLaughing out loud

Quote: Will Cam @ 21st January 2017, 3:23 PM

Will Cam has come across this. Woman was poisoned by her husband

http://dailym.ai/2iL0QCW

You don't think it's our David Smith...........?

I saw that too and thought the very same thing. After all it is an extremely uncommon name!

This week I have mostly been becoming a father.

Congratulations Lee, was it a girl or a human?