Ben wonders if he can be tucked up in bed before 11. He severely doubts this.

8.47 and I haven't had the email telling me I've won £150 million in the lottery. Is their system down?

However I do have a card from Alec Salmond thanking me for my support (in having sent him a thank you card begging him not to resign).

Ben has got a lot of work to do tomorrow, but is finding time to pop to Nottingham for a quick shopping trip.

Buy anything nice Ben?

Quote: Will Cam @ 25th October 2014, 10:05 PM BST

Buy anything nice Ben?

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I got a new coat! It'll be just perfect to wear to Old Trafford in two weeks time!

A stylish little number no doubt?

Will Cam is going for a shower.

Hey Ben talk dirty

Quote: Ben @ 25th October 2014, 10:17 PM BST

I'll be just perfect to wear to Old Trafford in two weeks time!

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Quote: Will Cam @ 25th October 2014, 10:41 PM BST

Will Cam is going for a shower.

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By eck our Will do thou get fair steamed up

I did, and now I am in my pit.

mining a rich seam of comedy no doubt.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th October 2014, 11:14 PM BST

mining a rich seam of comedy no doubt.

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You ain't seam me! Alright?

Sitting in a Morrison's somewhere in a place called Tiverton waiting for my lunch. Naturally I wasn't observant enough to realise I should have taken cutlery. If I leave the lunch to get cutlery will somebody clear it away? Sometimes I think I shouldn't be allowed out without a keeper.

I have a perverse love for the cafe in Morrisons. Their fried breakfasts are ace.

I would advise you to do a swift cutlery sprint.

Quote: zooo @ 28th October 2014, 1:53 PM GMT

I would advise you to do a swift cutlery sprint.

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