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Ben

  • Thursday 2nd October 2014, 6:45pm
  • England
  • 18,350 posts

Ben is getting annoyed by the low battery light on his new phone. It's very annoying and you can't disable it. Charging it is the answer, but that involves getting out of bed. :(

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Gordon Bennett

  • Thursday 2nd October 2014, 7:50pm
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 19,156 posts
Quote: reds @ 2nd October 2014, 12:28 PM BST

Has a meeting in the morning with the marketing department of my company. They are not based in the same office and am really not sure why they need to talk to me.

That's like seeing a pm from Aaron in your inbox. :O

I hope it wasn't something unpleasant.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 5:21pm
  • England
  • 16,533 posts

Had another bladder and prostate check yesterday, but this time at the hospital and done by a female nurse............ scan and finger up bum respectively. :O

But as a friend of mine pointed out, having a female nurse is better because you might find with a male nurse, you think he is doing the prostate check and then find that both his hands are on your shoulders. Annoyed

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Gordon Bennett

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 5:27pm
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 19,156 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2014, 5:21 PM BST

But as a friend of mine pointed out, having a female nurse is better because you might find with a male nurse, you think he is doing the prostate check and then find that both his hands are on your shoulders. Annoyed

You can never be sure...

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zooo

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 5:39pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,188 posts

If his penis can be mistaken for a finger he's got problems of his own.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 6:36pm
  • England
  • 16,533 posts
Quote: zooo @ 3rd October 2014, 5:39 PM BST

If his penis can be mistaken for a finger he's got problems of his own.

Some of us have winkles and some todgers. ;)

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sootyj

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 7:05pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2014, 6:36 PM BST

Some of us have winkles and some todgers. ;)

And some can lay hands on both...at the same time

Lucky boy

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Jennie

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 8:48pm
  • England
  • 2,767 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2014, 5:21 PM BST

But as a friend of mine pointed out, having a female nurse is better because you might find with a male nurse, you think he is doing the prostate check and then find that both his hands are on your shoulders. Annoyed

Your friend has a very high opinion of himself.

I have just slept all afternoon. Loved it.

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sootyj

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 8:53pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Your defendant didnt

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ComedyGeek

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 9:54pm
  • Wigan, England
  • 327 posts

I am on a Deal or No deal forum all of the time. I only go here to check the newsletter. I might visit more often if nobody is on that forum. Here is the Deal or No Deal forum. My username on there is Kall4i59. http://www.dond.co.uk/forum/index.php

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Ben

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 10:11pm
  • England
  • 18,350 posts
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 3rd October 2014, 9:54 PM BST

I am on a Deal or No deal forum all of the time. I only go here to check the newsletter. I might visit more often if nobody is on that forum. Here is the Deal or No Deal forum. My username on there is Kall4i59. http://www.dond.co.uk/forum/index.php

It's great to see you back, ComedyGeek! Do you know where George Roper is? And my mother's missing brassiere?

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Oldrocker

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 10:24pm
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13,416 posts

And has Davis Smith managed to 'get that train out' yet?

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keewik

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 10:24pm
  • 6,364 posts
Quote: zooo @ 3rd October 2014, 5:39 PM BST

If his penis can be mistaken for a finger he's got problems of his own.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Oldrocker

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 10:43pm
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13,416 posts
Quote: zooo @ 3rd October 2014, 5:39 PM BST

If his penis can be mistaken for a finger he's got problems of his own.

Whistling nnocently

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ComedyGeek

  • Friday 3rd October 2014, 10:46pm
  • Wigan, England
  • 327 posts

I don't work on the trains now.