Status report Page 5493

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:02am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

That is certainly true, though it was like queuing for the guillotine.

I think people forget that a good compere makes or breaks most comedy nights.

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Shandonbelle

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:05am
  • England
  • 6,571 posts

Might have been a wet Wednesday kind of vibe going on Soots, another night, the act could have flown.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:08am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

nah I'm out of practise and it was a dreadful night.

Or maybe I'm old, is shouting c**t into a microphone to create feedback funny.

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keewik

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:11am
  • 6,364 posts

Stop whipping yourself. Read a book about something totally unrelated and have a good night's sleep.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:13am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Nah I'm going to southend pier to walk to the end of the pier and wave my fist at the unforgiving sky, in the wind and the rain.

Knowing my bastard luck it'll be sunny.

No fun waving your fist at that.

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keewik

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:16am
  • 6,364 posts

Th exercise will do you good.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:18am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

As will the ruminating, I should stop moaning I've got more than enough work.

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Nil Putters

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:27am
  • A galaxy far, far away or, England
  • 28,690 posts

Good news is you probably won't have to walk all the way to the end of the pier in this weather.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 12:28am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

thats the fun bit

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Ben

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 8:03am
  • England
  • 18,434 posts

Ben has got an appointment with the nurse later on...

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Nogget

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 8:07am
  • England
  • 6,622 posts

A smear test is nothing to be afraid of.

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Ben

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 9:18am
  • England
  • 18,434 posts
Quote: Nogget @ 9th January 2014, 8:07 AM GMT

A smear test is nothing to be afraid of.


It is if you've slept about.

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KLRiley

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 10:34am
  • England
  • 2,043 posts
Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 12:18 AM GMT

As will the ruminating, I should stop moaning I've got more than enough work.


Indeed. Every one has an off day. Life is like that. Now cheer up soots or we'll be forced to make you some chicken soup.

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sootyj

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 11:24am
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

can a fella not complain about a duff gig without being threatened with chicken soup

Quote: KLRiley @ 9th January 2014, 10:34 AM GMT

Indeed. Every one has an off day. Life is like that. Now cheer up soots or we'll be forced to make you some chicken soup. I just read a new guide, Chicken Soup for the Arsehole


Oithat's not nice

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Ben

  • Thursday 9th January 2014, 8:34pm
  • England
  • 18,434 posts

Ben won £10 on a scratchcard earlier.