Status report Page 5,492

Quote: Ben @ 8th January 2014, 12:09 PM GMT

Busy week dealing ahead?

:P

It's a pair of shoes actually.

Harridan hates Wednesdays

Tell me why?

I just don't like tree-dangling one-eyed deities.

Quote: Lee @ 8th January 2014, 3:14 PM GMT

Tell me why?

the silicon chips been set to overload, duh

RC is currently thinking of a way he can get everyone to vote for 'The Last Leg' as worst comedy show, so that everyone who looks at the results thinks we're a bunch of cripple haters.

Or Citizen Khan - racist or cripple hater, both work.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th January 2014, 5:35 PM GMT

racist or cripple hater

Reminds me that I do miss David Bussell's posts on here.

Quote: Ben @ 8th January 2014, 8:10 PM GMT

Reminds me that I do miss David Bussell's posts on here.

Laughing out loud

Been a rotten evening of comedy for the Bespoke Joke Bloke,

My Dr Sardonicus blog is being closed down, had a shit stand up gig, crap all amateur line up I went last and stunk like a rat stuck in an elephants colon.

Then missed out on a comedy job, to someone who's profile reads
.
I'm a comedy writer with a hint of spunk.

Per adua ad astra

Can't you just house your blog elsewhere?

Quote: sootyj @ 8th January 2014, 11:49 PM GMT

Then missed out on a comedy job, to someone who's profile reads
.
I'm a comedy writer with a hint of spunk.

Hey, I took ages coming up with that.

Bad luck, soots.

I will do, but well Ben I'm Jewish so it's a cultural memory of being a wondering, lost people.

And now poor Dr Sardo is cast out of his home, forced to go on the road and bunk at the BespokeJokeBloke site.

Sigh, close every door to me....

Believe that tomorrow will be a better day. You deserve it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 8th January 2014, 11:54 PM GMT

Hey, I took ages coming up with that.

Bad luck, soots.

It's a tiddler of a job only 50 squids to write a press release, but it's the principle.

And as for you having a hint of spunk you could be Captain Grimsby.

Quote: keewik @ 8th January 2014, 11:55 PM GMT

Believe that tomorrow will be a better day. You deserve it.

Thanks more the stinked up stand up gig that annoys, I think I'm too arrogant to do the rehearsing I sorely need.
Although this was a last minute thing.

Quote: sootyj @ 8th January 2014, 11:58 PM GMT

It's a tiddler of a job only 50 squids to write a press release, but it's the principle.

And as for you having a hint of spunk you could be Captain Grimsby.

Thanks more the stinked up stand up gig that annoys, I think I'm too arrogant to do the rehearsing I sorely need.
Although this was a last minute thing.

Sadly I've acted in many an arse-squirming production. You just have to laugh and put it in the past.