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Quote: Tursiops @ 28th November 2013, 1:29 PM GMT

will happily put an arm round each of the Grillo sisters.

You could pop round to where they live, the Grillo pad.

Don't Grillos usually live in the jngle?

Just woke up to find I've been hired to write a speech for tomorrow, for a conference of Russian entrepreneurs.

Go figure.

Bit shaken up after being grabbed by a man whilst on my run last night - but big kudos to the two policemen who attended, who were kind, professional, took me seriously and didn't even baulk on learning I was a defence brief!

Are you alright, sorry to hear about that.

nb I bet they were on their best behaviour after they heard your job

Quote: sootyj @ 29th November 2013, 8:27 AM GMT

Just woke up to find I've been hired to write a speech for tomorrow, for a conference of Russian entrepreneurs.

OK.

Quote: sootyj @ 29th November 2013, 8:27 AM GMT

Go figure.

It's good, but perhaps a touch over-edited?

Go figure really

Quote: Jennie @ 29th November 2013, 8:35 AM GMT

Bit shaken up after being grabbed by a man whilst on my run last night - but big kudos to the two policemen who attended, who were kind, professional, took me seriously and didn't even baulk on learning I was a defence brief!

Yikes! I hope you're ok.

Ben is stocktaking. He would rather be elsewhere today.

Flipping heck, Jennie. Glad you're alright.

Thats sounds horrible, I hope the police catch him; did you give him your card?

Who stole my oxo cubes?

Quote: Ben @ 29th November 2013, 10:32 AM GMT

Ben is stocktaking. He would rather be elsewhere today.

Ben!

Quote: Tursiops @ 29th November 2013, 10:53 AM GMT

Thats sounds horrible, I hope the police catch him; did you give him your card?

Booyah!

Harridan has had two people cancel weekend plans with her and thinks she should just give up trying to have a social life and commit to being a shut-in.

Quote: Jennie @ 29th November 2013, 8:35 AM GMT

Bit shaken up after being grabbed by a man whilst on my run last night - but big kudos to the two policemen who attended, who were kind, professional, took me seriously and didn't even baulk on learning I was a defence brief!

That's terrible, Jenny. Hope you're all right and managed to give him a kick where it would hurt.

Quote: Tursiops @ 29th November 2013, 10:53 AM GMT

Thats sounds horrible, I hope the police catch him; did you give him your card?

Very nice. Oh, and hope you're feeling better Jenny.

Quote: Harridan @ 29th November 2013, 11:53 AM GMT

Harridan has had her and thinks she should just give up trying to have a social life and commit to being a shut-in.

I hardly think being unable to log onto Facebook counts as "having two people cancel plans" with you.