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Bloody ankle. Literally can't fecking move now.

Quote: Lee @ 20th November 2013, 11:10 PM GMT

I can't keep up with threads anymore. Hope some forum changing events haven't happened.

If you will keep disappearing into the jungle ...

Quote: sootyj @ 20th November 2013, 10:51 PM GMT

Since the shift key jammed on my keyboard, I can't use question marks

I rather like having to be more definitive in my statements

Use an emoticon then Wave

L.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo!

Quote: Marc P @ 21st November 2013, 8:56 AM GMT

Use an emoticon then Wave

you can stuff your emoticons up your zebras arse

Quote: L.E. @ 21st November 2013, 9:35 AM GMT

L.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo!

Dodge Duck Dip and Dodge! Yippee kai-ay! Do you wear a moustache like this when you play?

Image

If you do can I have a pic to add to my 'Ladies with Facial Hair' Collection?

Well done!
Surely someone has a joke about L.E. dodging balls?

Quote: William Purry @ 20th November 2013, 11:12 PM GMT

Bloody ankle. Literally can't fecking move now.

Have you been to the doctor?

Quote: roscoff @ 21st November 2013, 11:49 AM GMT

Dodge Duck Dip and Dodge! Yippee kai-ay! Do you wear a moustache like this when you play?

Image

If you do can I have a pic to add to my 'Ladies with Facial Hair' Collection?

There were a lot of moustaches but I think that's Movember related.

We do all have a kit and headbands.

The names of the teams are pretty funny - including Balls Deep.

Quote: L.E. @ 21st November 2013, 9:35 AM GMT

L.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo! it was easy I just told the guy to stop hula dancing

ahem

The Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to the Shard

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2013, 1:26 PM GMT

The Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to the Shard

OH YEH!

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I loved Yellow Brick Road

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2013, 1:26 PM GMT

The Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to my Shard

You are mr brown in thast film with billy connolly and I claim my 5 pounds

I think she was asking for you SootyJ
She wanted to send a telegram to one of your jokes

Quote: Ben @ 17th November 2013, 7:15 PM GMT

Would you keep your poorly balanced and scratched bike in it?

No, I take too good a care of my bike to keep it in a dank cellar. I even shout at co-workers for smoking near it in the bike shed.

You've got a bike shed?

What goes on behind it?

Is there CCTV footage you could share?