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DaButt

  • Thursday 22nd March 2012, 11:40pm
  • United States
  • 12326 posts

I just burned my taco meat.

That is not a euphemism.

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billwill

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 1:18am
  • North London, England
  • 5352 posts
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 8:19 PM GMT

I'm ragequitting BCG.

I'll do you the courtesy of not starting up a thread to announce it.

Other than that, f**k y'all.

ERm what's up Doc?

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Oldrocker

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 1:31am
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13416 posts
Quote: billwill @ March 23 2012, 1:18 AM GMT

ERm what's up Doc?

Tim wants him for a sunbeam . .

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billwill

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 1:26pm
  • North London, England
  • 5352 posts

Hidden snags of modern plumbing.

Two years ago all my plumbing (in my house not in me) was reworked and a nice new pressurised system installed & those nasty water tanks in the attic removed.

Today the water company are digging up the road to install new pipes and have turned off the water & will do so till Sunday.

So with no attic water tanks, none of my plumbing (except the heating) works and I've had to store drinking water in some big jars.

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L.E.

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 3:08pm
  • England
  • 20456 posts

That can't be right can it? Can they really turn off all your water for 3 days!??!?!

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billwill

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 3:27pm
  • North London, England
  • 5352 posts
Quote: L.E. @ March 23 2012, 3:08 PM GMT

That can't be right can it? Can they really turn off all your water for 3 days!??!?!

I think it will only be off during their working hours.

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bigfella

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 6:05pm
  • Elsewear, England
  • 7971 posts

I am slowly getting pissed, well actually quickly.

And eating pizza.

Rare events.

Shortly I will be having a cigar.

Today is a good day!

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keewik

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 6:14pm
  • Near Glasgow, Scotland
  • 5862 posts

Having just lost a game of spider solitaire, I realise the omens are poor for winning the Euromillions, so I won't try tonight.

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bigfella

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 6:49pm
  • Elsewear, England
  • 7971 posts

I am now half way down my cigar and enjoying it every much.

It's a nine inches in case any one is interested

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Tuumble

  • Friday 23rd March 2012, 8:50pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4491 posts

I knew ordering our payday takeaway BEFORE picking my daughter up was a mistake

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Matthew Stott

  • Saturday 24th March 2012, 8:02pm [Edited]
  • Yemen
  • 19296 posts

Have waited in all day for a delivery, they said it was coming between 9am and 9 pm. Which is absurdly long. It's stil not here. It's not coming, is it? BASTARDS.

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zooo

  • Saturday 24th March 2012, 8:06pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 68290 posts

Well I hope you haven't been to the bathroom at all. Because maybe they came while you couldn't hear the door. That's just irresponsible of you.

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Matthew Stott

  • Saturday 24th March 2012, 8:12pm
  • Yemen
  • 19296 posts
Quote: zooo @ March 24 2012, 8:06 PM GMT

Well I hope you haven't been to the bathroom at all. Because maybe they came while you couldn't hear the door. That's just irresponsible of you.

No, I thought of that, I just pissed on the couch repeatedly.

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Gavin

  • Saturday 24th March 2012, 8:20pm [Edited]
  • Wales
  • 22778 posts

Had an awesome day today, fecking about on Playstation. Feel kinda guilty should of been working but hey ho Smilie Been a hell of a week so treat was in order.

ooooo and I've noticed I've got my first Troll. Lol bless!

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