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It's a warm spring day, the trees are blooming, birds are chirping and the sky is a beautiful blue. But none of my neighbors are at home to drink beer with, so it might as well be a cold and rainy winter day. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMT

How intriguing.

You didn't get in a punch up with the guy who impersonates Thomas Moore did you?

Laughing out loud

The other business!

Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMT

ice pick? crow bar?

Don't want to break the seal. The actual magnet seal, not the ice seal that may just well be responsible for all global warming

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMT

It's been off for 22 hours and nothing... Don't know the last time it was opened let alone defrosted

Can't get hair dryer on freezer until I can open the door!

They're taking up my vegetable space. I'm living near you now, gis a hand chucking the bodies in the reservoir

Have you moved now & found an old running freezer in your new place?

Goodness knows what might be in there.

PS: before there were fridges & freezers, people use to collect ice in winter & store in moderately insulated places & it lasted till Summer, so it might be a LONG time before you can open that mystery box.

@AJGO are you sure it's frozen? Perhaps the seal has somehow fused it shut?

Quote: DaButt @ March 3 2012, 6:42 PM GMT

It's a warm spring day, the trees are blooming, birds are chirping and the sky is a beautiful blue. But none of my neighbors are at home to drink beer with, so it might as well be a cold and rainy winter day. Angry

Draw a face on a volleyball. At least the beer bill will be cheap.

Quote: zooo @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMT

Is the freezer in the garden??

:D Was referring to bodies sootyj mentioned, not an allotment patch. I depend mostly on freezer for nutrition, veggies that can be ignored and then cooked in 5 mins are excellent

Quote: billwill @ March 3 2012, 6:44 PM GMT

Have you moved now & found an old running freezer in your new place?

Goodness knows what might be in there.

PS: before there were fridges & freezers, people use to collect ice in winter & store in moderately insulated places & it lasted till Summer, so it might be a LONG time before you can open that mystery box.

Heh, no, it's at me mams. So hopefully nothing too dodgy!

Dunno what to do...

Ooh, frozen peas. Sometimes I eat them from the bag. :$

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMT

They're taking up my vegetable space. I'm living near you now, gis a hand chucking the bodies in the reservoir

You found somewhere? Good stuff.

And as for the reservoir. That's where I organise Pug v Badger fights.

Can't mix business and pleasure.

Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:44 PM GMT

@AJGO are you sure it's frozen? Perhaps the seal has somehow fused it shut?

Does that happen? I am clearly very undomesticated

Quote: zooo @ March 3 2012, 6:47 PM GMT

Ooh, frozen peas. Sometimes I eat them from the bag. :$

Laughing out loud

Harridan what were your last 2 boyfriends called?

Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMT

ice pick? crow bar?

Nice fellas?

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:48 PM GMT

Does that happen? I am clearly very undomesticated

Old plastic can get a bit sticky and do funny things. Depends how long it's been shut!

Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:48 PM GMT

You found somewhere? Good stuff.

And as for the reservoir. That's where I organise Pug v Badger fights.

Can't mix business and pleasure.

Staying at Mums' for a wee while. Can I come to the next fight? Where can I put my bet on? I'll stick a monkey on the badger

Snigger.

Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:49 PM GMT

Harridan what were your last 2 boyfriends called?

"ice pick? crow bar?"

Nice fellas?

That's just what I called them after I disposed of them. It's hard to tell them apart so I look at the wounds...

Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:50 PM GMT

Old plastic can get a bit sticky and do funny things. Depends how long it's been shut!

Oh noooo. I don't want to take decisive action Huh?