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reds

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 5:08am
  • Australia
  • 2613 posts
Quote: L.E. @ March 1 2012, 3:00 PM GMT

Off to Barthelona!!!!! Smilie

More jealous now.

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chipolata

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 8:32am
  • England
  • 29263 posts

There's a big bee bumping against the window.

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L.E.

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 9:42am
  • England
  • 20456 posts

There's a crazy cat calling.

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Harridan

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 10:20am
  • England
  • 3169 posts

There are three building sites in audible distance from me and apparently it's pneumatic drill day at all of them. ugh

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reds

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 11:07am
  • Australia
  • 2613 posts
Quote: Harridan @ March 2 2012, 10:20 AM GMT

There are three building sites in audible distance from me and apparently it's pneumatic drill day at all of them. ugh

Fun. Last year new flats were built two doors up from me. They conviently decided to start on the one night of the year I decided to stay out until 6am. About 15 minutes after I got into the bed the noise started. I wouldn't have minded so much except that I had to get up 3 hours later to go to work.

On the upside the security lightning means I can see into the alley beside it at night, which I have to walk past on my way home.

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chipolata

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 3:42pm
  • England
  • 29263 posts
Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2012, 8:32 AM GMT

There's a big bee bumping against the window.

He's gone now.

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bigfella

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 3:52pm
  • Elsewear, England
  • 7971 posts
Quote: chipolata @ March 2 2012, 3:42 PM GMT

He's gone now.

Are you able to sex bees from the way they bump againist windows?

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chipolata

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 3:54pm
  • England
  • 29263 posts
Quote: bigfella @ March 2 2012, 3:52 PM GMT

Are you able to sex bees from the way they bump againist windows?

I imagine he was a drone.

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zooo

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 3:55pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 68289 posts
Quote: bigfella @ March 2 2012, 3:52 PM GMT

sex bees

Smilie
For some reason I am finding that term very amusing.

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zooo

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 5:36pm
  • England
  • 68289 posts

Hehe. Funny.

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sootyj

  • Friday 2nd March 2012, 5:52pm
  • England
  • 51287 posts
Quote: bigfella @ March 2 2012, 3:52 PM GMT

Are you able to sex bees from the way they bump againist windows?

Maybe it was his big bee balls banging against the window?

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bigfella

  • Saturday 3rd March 2012, 6:17am
  • Elsewear, England
  • 7971 posts

Damn internal alarm clocks, always waking me up before I have to get up!

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Harridan

  • Saturday 3rd March 2012, 8:50am
  • England
  • 3169 posts
Quote: bigfella @ March 3 2012, 6:17 AM GMT

Damn internal alarm clocks, always waking me up before I have to get up!

Snap. Was up at 7am for no reason. Wish my internal alarm clock worked on weekdays, too!

Currently raging about something one of the kids I look after told me last night: She learnt about the Romans at school yesterday and apparently her teacher informed her that God created the Romans so that they could prepare the earth for Jesus. She asked if I believed in Jesus, and when I answered 'no' she asked if I believed in Romans. Well done, you stupid proselytising halfwit, you've just confused a 6 year old into thinking that history and religion are the same thing. With teachers of that quality it's no surprise we've got so many educated idiots about.

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sootyj

  • Saturday 3rd March 2012, 8:53am
  • England
  • 51287 posts

You might have grounds to complain about that?

Or more realistically just have a word, because that's massively innaprorpriate.

That or how young do you have to be to watch Life of Brian?

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