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My Blog by McCain79

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Lee

  • Monday 21st April 2008, 3:58pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

Fertilized in the very boredom of my mind and hatched threw my finger tips, here I bring you a random blog, that I will randomly make up as I go along, randomly.

--- My Blog by McCain79 ---

Day 1 - Today is the first day. I had chips for my tea.

Day 2 - I have been here for over a day, the weather is warm except for when it is cold, which is most of the time. I had chips for my tea.

Day 3 - I had chips for my tea.

Day 4 - Rplac th ky. I had chips for my ta.

Day 5 - Found the E key, it was stuck between my brackets. Made appointment for Doctors. I had extra portion of chips for my tea.

Day 6 - NO MORE CHIPS!

Day 7 - Went to the shop, got chips. Had chips for my tea.

Day 8 - Came back from doctors. He says I eat too many chips. He says I have to cut down. Had chips for tea.

Day 9 - ...

Day 10 - ...

Day 11 - ...

Day 12 - Awoke from ICU. Asked nurse for chips. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 13 - Back at home. Treated myself to extra chips. Chips tasted strange though? Had chips for tea.

Day 14 - Went to shops, bought green stuff. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 15 - Woke up this morning feeling dry, no chip sweats tonight. Had green stuff for tea.

Day 16 - Deep fried green stuff. Had deep fried green stuff for tea.

--- My Blog by McCain79 ---

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SlagA

  • Monday 21st April 2008, 4:27pm
  • Blackwood, Wales
  • 5,335 posts

Lol - a pleasure. :)

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sootyj

  • Monday 21st April 2008, 5:15pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Funny, and enjoyable in a weirdly joke free, laugh free way.

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Lee

  • Monday 21st April 2008, 5:24pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts
Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2008, 1:15 PM BST

Funny, and enjoyable in a weirdly joke free, laugh free way.

Laughing out loud

Sums me up pretty good.

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Tuumble

  • Monday 21st April 2008, 5:30pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts

Isn't healthy living summed up by Day 8.

Day 8 - Came back from doctors. He says I eat too many chips. He says I have to cut down. Had chips for tea.

Enjoyed that mate. :)

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James Williams

  • Tuesday 22nd April 2008, 2:38am
  • Malvern, England
  • 1,366 posts

It was weird. It made me laugh. Frankly my favourite bit was the start: "The weather is warm except for when it is cold, which is most of the time."

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Seefacts

  • Tuesday 22nd April 2008, 2:43am
  • England
  • 4,203 posts

Here comes a topic hijack.

I once wrote a spoof blog for a website I had, it was for actor Tom Watt (EastEnders lofty)

It had a bit about losing Ian Beale's phone number, well, Adam Woodyatt.

Adam Woodyatt actually emailed me and said 'Oh, I don't have your number. Or Nick Berry's'.

True story.

Maybe I'll dig it out and make my debut in Critique?

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Lee

  • Tuesday 22nd April 2008, 12:41pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

Can't believe this got any kind of positive response. Glad you liked it, at least I now know I might have something to fill my useless website with.

Thanks y'all.

Had some chips.

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Lee

  • Wednesday 2nd March 2016, 11:56pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

I have been rereading some of my old sketches and this is possibly the best thing I have ever wrote and don't even remember writing it.

I'm gonna frame this shite and hang it on my wall.

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Nick Nockerty

  • Thursday 3rd March 2016, 12:55pm
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

Yeah it's good, liked that. I guess some food does repeat.

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gappy

  • Friday 4th March 2016, 8:40am
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,112 posts

I like that. It's strange and slightly melancholy. It's a it like Krapp's Last Takeaway.

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Lee

  • Friday 4th March 2016, 10:31pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

Thanks Gappy n Nick.

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Lee

  • Saturday 5th March 2016, 12:03pm [Edited]
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

I didn't get it :$

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Deferenz

  • Thursday 10th March 2016, 2:13pm
  • West Sussex, England
  • 778 posts

That was really funny. Genuinely I was laughing quite hard as I read through it.