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The (Spanish) Fly

*you needed to have been around when 'Whitehouse' wasn't just Enfield's comedy partner to get this.

Red Dwarf: Rimmer's revenge.

Turner and Gooch

47% of males are morbidly attracted to pornography because they feel alone and isolated and unable to communicate in reality. The rest just like wanking.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th May 2017, 10:45 AM

47% of males are morbidly attracted to pornography because they feel alone and isolated and unable to communicate in reality. The rest just like wanking.

I'm in the 100% club!

Wayne Kerr's World

Homes Give it some hammer!

Shit in the Attic

Quote: roscoff @ 25th May 2017, 5:36 PM

I'm in the 100% club!

All I did in 1988 was listen to my dad and jerk off to Patsy Kensit. Lucky I never got mixed up... Ewwww, gross! Imagine listening to Patsy Kensit.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th May 2017, 11:23 AM

All I did in 1988 was listen to my dad and jerk off to Patsy Kensit. Lucky I never got mixed up... Ewwww, gross! Imagine listening to Patsy Kensit.

The retelling doesn't make it any funnier.

BIG - Tom Wanks

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th May 2017, 3:31 PM

BIG - Tom Wanks

:D

Never say never again: Sex Slaves & Bondage

Beauty On The Beast

Butman & Gobblin

Two more Super Heroes...............

Suckerman

and

Wanker Woman

XXX-Men

Analyze Tits...and its Sequel Analyze Twat