Favourite titles for porn films, real or imagined?

Cock and Bull story: The untold Story.

I'm terrible with names

Porn Star Wars

Twin Peaks

Lord of the Ring Piece

The Brown Mile

XXX Factor

I could go on, but my collection is quite extensive.

David Bussell: My fourth Eye.

'Pirates Of The Perineum'

How to stain an American Quilt
Captain Corellis banjo string
Star Trek enter Rachel Weiss
Star Whores the Empire enters back
Indiana Jumps Bones
Bill's in bed excellent adventure
Tele-grubbies
The magic round up her spout

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2008, 1:46 PM BST

Porn Star Wars

Twin Peaks

Lord of the Ring Piece

The Brown Mile

XXX Factor

I could go on, but my collection is quite extensive.

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You haven't even listed the home made ones either...

Those are the home made ones... like I said... extensive back catalogue!

Debbie Does The Palace (Debbie Does Dallas)
Deep Goat (Deap Throat)
Plums & Caniston (Peaches & Cream)

Diving Miss Daisy

-Sex: Let's F**king Do It
- The Milk Bath
-Douche She Bag?

Oh and are a few real porn title:
- Bat Dude and Throbin (Batman and Robin)
-Battlestar Orgasmica
-Beaver And Buttface: check out the poster
- 9021-Ho!

'Genitals Prefer Blondes'

'The Longest Gay'

'Casa Wanker'

'Bareback Mounting'

'Watersports World'

'Rings To Screw In Denver When You're Dead (Horny)'

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
As Big as it gets
shagging threw the pain
the co** that rocked the cradle

'Analyse Piss'

There are two porn films enspired by the American sitcom "Seinfeld" called "Heinfeld" and "The Bet", made partly due to "The Contest" episode.

Tyger Drew-Honey, who plays Jake in "Outnumbered" is the son of porn actor Ben Dover.

Comedy related porn titles could include:

* Bed Dwarf

* The Dirty Show with Jon "12 inch" Stewart

* Blackadder Does Four

* I've done Alan Partridge

* The Britass Empire

* The Young Ones (all actors over 18)