Who do you fancy? Page 1303

Russell Tovey. With the additional benefit of holding onto his ears.

A picture in my head I didn't want.

Haha!

And.....and.....and....Betty Stove.

The cookery expert?

Quote: beaky @ 13th September 2021, 3:51 PM

The cookery expert?

By the look of her, I'd say yes, that too. :)

(She was planted by Mi5 actually - it was the only way Ginny Wade was ever going to win in '77 to celebrate the Queen's silvered jubilee and put a nail in the coffins of the revolutionary punk rockers, bless 'em both)

Rob Bell - the engineer (MEng) presenter on Channel 5. Yum yum yum.

Elizabeth Olsen has been granted unlimited-unrestricted-access to my genitals.

But not the rest of you?

Most are quite happy with meat and two veg.

Quote: beaky @ 14th September 2021, 12:19 PM

But not the rest of you?

I'm not a piece of meat! *sniff*

What's the beef?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2021, 9:39 AM

What's the beef?

Do you vealy want to know.

I'd like a hamburger, please. - With relish? - Mmmmmm, I'ddd liiiiiikkke a haaaaaambbbuuurrgggeerrrrrr pleeeeeaaaassse.
I have just watched Melanie C's new video. She must be the only ex-girl-bander who can hold a complete video without a single gimmick. Note perfect (remember the e at the end of the first word). Now all she has to do is work up the courage to propose to me.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2021, 3:55 PM

I'd like a hamburger, please. - With relish? - Mmmmmm, I'ddd liiiiiikkke a haaaaaambbbuuurrgggeerrrrrr pleeeeeaaaassse.

And how old is that joke. ;)

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