Who do you fancy? Page 1298

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lofthouse

  • Thursday 21st January 2021, 7:23pm [Edited]
  • Nowhere, England
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She's so so cute

:P

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john tregorran

  • Thursday 21st January 2021, 9:53pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 2,077 posts

Which one do you fancy?

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lofthouse

  • Thursday 21st January 2021, 10:09pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 10,393 posts

Put your knickers on ya silly bitch!

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A Horseradish

  • Thursday 21st January 2021, 10:10pm
  • United Kingdom
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Quote: john tregorran @ 21st January 2021, 9:53 PM

Which one do you fancy?

Neither you pervert.

That's my most cherished photo of my parents.

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Will Cam

  • Thursday 21st January 2021, 10:20pm
  • England
  • 8,093 posts

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Liz Hurley is currently the hottest woman out there.

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Chappers

  • Friday 22nd January 2021, 5:22pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 32,676 posts
Quote: Will Cam @ 21st January 2021, 10:20 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Liz Hurley is currently the hottest woman out there.

Is that why she always has to wear a bikini?

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A Horseradish

  • Sunday 24th January 2021, 12:10am [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
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Dear Mr Williamson,

URGENT AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

What with all of these distractions about this Covid bunk and ongoing Government resistance to anti troglodytes, I have to say it was not until this week that I learnt just how expensive it was to purchase a decent enough sex doll. Furthermore, it appears they make them to measure and then just blame our Royal postal service for delays in their shipment.

So isn't it high time not only that Ms Patel introduced legislation to remove racial and other discrimination against our significant minority of dollsexuals but that you too, sir, did what our grandparents fought for in the war which is to properly advise 17 year old schoolchildren in their so-called sex lessons about their human rights.

This is to say, with all due respect to Shere Hite, the unequivocal daughter of Masters and Johnson, that it is far cheaper and indeed faster to obtain a solid chastity belt.

I have found that they do not need to be especially tailored to any gender or genital size but, yes, they can be made available in a wide range of vibrant and almost natural skin colours. Not just good old English white. Furthermore, they can even be collected following a brief healthy 78 mile bike ride from a stall in the Petticoat Lane, preferably undertaken without a modish face mask.

Yours sincerely,

Sedgley C Aardvark

(Mr, Mrs, Miss, Ms and Master, the latter, nee Bates, overly advanced for his and her age)

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 24th January 2021, 9:58am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 6,268 posts

Don't apologise. Some people bonk gorillas.

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A Horseradish

  • Monday 1st February 2021, 9:05pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
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Quote: Chappers @ 1st February 2021, 8:59 PM

Zoo de zoo zong? What on earth?

Yeah. It was Twiggy.

It should have been a massive retro hit and HH6 on that one was a really good cover version.

Nice girl. While she worked well in fashion, I doubt that she had the glands for the pop department. That was really why it sunk. Plus at the time the Top of the Pops people were into children.

But why the hell are you talking about music on this thread when it is just an opportunity to recall the birds we were lucky enough to have had, with Erica Jong's Fear of Flying in our fly-holes?

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 2nd February 2021, 7:54pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 32,676 posts

I watched Richard Osman's House of Games this week featuring the lovely Josie Lawrence.

I haven't seen her on TV for years but she still looks wonderful.