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General Election 2024 Page 33

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd July 2024, 7:41 AM

Do I detect fear?
?

Petrified! 😋

NEW MRP: Labour 99% Certain To Win More Seats Than in 1997

Labour on Course to Win 484 seats.

The Conservatives and Liberal Democrats are in a close race to form the official opposition.

Probabilistic seat count:
LAB 484
CON 64
LD 61
SNP 10
RFM 7
PC 3
GRN 3

34,558 interviews conducted online and on the telephone

survation.com/survation-mrp-...
Jul 2, 2024 · 5:56 PM UTC

Labour Majority of 318 😂

But.....but.....but....Angela Rayner's house sale...? 😥

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd July 2024, 6:57 PM

Do you want to borrow my hanky?

That's alright.
I'll just stick with my ballot paper.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd July 2024, 6:57 PM

Do you want to borrow my hanky?

EIGHT years ago! And still most of the Leavers sound more angry and bitter about it than most of the Remainers!
But never mind...
I think most people are more focused on the imminent Labour landslide.
How big will Labour's majority be? Who will lose their seats? Hunt? Rees-Mogg? Truss? Sunak?
No government has ever let its people down so comprehensively. No governing party has deserved defeat more.
It should be a good night. This country deserves to be run by decent leaders again.

I was missing you quoting my every post (you missed one) The status quo has resumed.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 2nd July 2024, 8:08 PM

This country deserves to be run by decent leaders again.

It does. Unfortunately there are none available. They're all deceased.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd July 2024, 8:53 PM

I was missing you quoting my every post (you missed one) The status quo has resumed.

How nice of you to notice! It's not true though. Looking back, I've not quoted you all that much, certainly not more than anyone else.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 2nd July 2024, 9:10 PM

It does. Unfortunately there are none available. They're all deceased.

Politicians always look better after they are dead. If we were here fifty years ago, you would doubtless be saying Wilson and Heath were poor copies of Churchill and Attlee. Or a century ago that Lloyd George and Baldwin were bad versions of Gladstone and Disraeli.

I see sunak went crawling to Bojo to get him to finally show his face yesterday

Talking of shameless begging - today the Tories are running a series of online adverts featuring puppies and kittens, doe eyed, looking out at the viewer begging please pleeeaaase vote Tory please?

F**k sake! 🤣

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 3rd July 2024, 8:26 AM

Politicians always look better after they are dead. If we were here fifty years ago, you would doubtless be saying Wilson and Heath were poor copies of Churchill and Attlee.

I did!

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 2nd July 2024, 8:08 PM

This country deserves to be run by decent leaders again.

OK, I've thought about it overnight and I'm willing to give it a go. I realise it would be selfish to deprive the country of my ideas.

Can't do it after 6 on Fridays though. Or the weekends because of the football. Or obviously Royal Ascot week.

Ha ha!

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Thousands of postal vote letters still not arrived

Like I said, nothing works properly in this country anymore- nothing

Some people won't even be able to vote in a democratic election to demand a change

Just seen some prat on gb news basically saying it can't be allowed that Labour may get a huge majority and that if they do we as a country need to have a debate about PR

F**k off

Sore loser

Jealous douche

Now go back to your constituency..... and prepare for opposition!

Does anyone else get the feeling he's coming to a climax?

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 3rd July 2024, 2:20 PM

Does anyone else get the feeling he's coming to a climax?

Is he breathing heavy?

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