It's not what you say . . .

Scene: A pub in Liverpool. Two local men are drinking at a table. The first man is reading a newspaper.

SCOUSER 1: Jada Smith doesn't like jokes about alopecia.

SCOUSER 2: That's her loss.

END.

Very good.

I thought of this one the other day.

-Hey, Ringo, you wanna cup of tea?
-What sort of tea, George?
-It's herbal.
-So why you drinking it, la?

Alice I like that , Gappy I'l let you off as its retro so it fits But the term La is no longer used and hasn't been since the early 70's.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 31st March 2022, 9:41 PM

Alice I like that , Gappy I'l let you off as its retro so it fits But the term La is no longer used and hasn't been since the early 70's.

That's what I thought (though I'm no expert in Scousology), but this sketch is set in about 1969, so it works :)

Shall I replace it with "wacker"? ;)

Don't you dare!