And our final three winners are:
Most Outstanding Personality By An Animal of Ethnic Background:
Badger for his excellent management of Extinction Rebellion, Black Lives Matter, Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Bovine Tuberculosis and Sir Keir Starmer
Animal Personality With Gender Fluidity And Military Service in Afghanistan
Swallow for the comedy revue "Cocking About - Music by Jennifer Hinge, Lyrics by Dawn Bracket", winning the Booker Prize for the trilogy "Tales From My Grandfather - His Life With Jihadis As Transsexual", deservedly becoming Britain's most decorated soldier of all time for leading world armies to victory in 87 deserts, and efficiently chirruping with diverse musical application whenever not flapping both wings.
Sadly Swallow cannot be with us in person here tonight following a bit of an argument. Apparently it is chirp and not chirrup. We can only apologise. But all is not lost. Here to receive Swallows' prize on Swallow's behalf, please give a very warm welcome to Mike Tyson and the great Gail Rodwell of Coronation Street.
Lovely isn't it?
Is it 'eck as like.
Overall Animal Personality of the Year, 2021
Now to that all important moment we have all been waiting for. Here to hand out the big award is last year's winner, Fried Egg Jellyfish, flanked by the next King and Queen of the United Kingdom, Sir David Attenborough and Victoria Coren-Mitchell.
Victoria, have you enjoyed the evening so far?
Yeah, Gary, it's been well good. It's wicked. Innit.
And so King David to be, if I may be so bold as to call you that, did you ever expect that this year's winner would not only be exceptional in his or her many fields but had declared with scientific evidence that God had returned to earth, our winner was God herself or himself, though cleverly in a not entirely expected guise, and indeed he or she is here to immediately repair the roof as it were by ending climate change?
No. I've been working with Ed Sheeran on his latest album to be fair so I haven't got a clue what is happening in the real world. Not at all interested in it. Can I get on with this now?
The overall animal personality of the year is..........Haddock.