Read it and whip .

A group of Taliban are in a room talking to a BBC Reporter just outside Kabul.

BBC
A lot of people say that your actions don't gel with the teachings of Islam.

MULLAH
I agree

BBC
Then why are you doing what you do?

MULLAH
Because it is written

BBC
But you said yourself it's not compatible with the Koran ?

MULLAH
We don't read the Koran anymore its too liberal

BBC
Then what are you following?

MULLAH
The comment section of the Daily Mail

BBC
That would explain an awful lot.

Nice.

Very tightly composed, Teddy.

Thanks for the read folks, Sadly its not far off the truth , today they want the Royal Navy to drown people in the channel and its not even dinner time.

Excellent Teddy:Laughing out loud