- Saturday 25th September 2021, 12:56pm
- 18,453 posts
After playing my wildcard - thanks to my disastrous start (aka doing a Chappers) - I meant to captain Salah this week. But then I had to head out to find some petrol and forgot all about it. Clearly this is a sign of things to come. Unless Ronaldo comes good and scores a hat-trick. Then the drinks will be on me.