This, what the heaving masses want....................?

Where's the vicar with his hat flying up?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd April 2022, 9:40 AM

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I would've thought that during their courtship, he'd have 'had her hand', so to speak, before he had some of the rest!
(Notice how I tried to take the edge off the vulgarity there by using the word 'courtship'!)

I think this woman lives next door to the woman whose husband was massaging his cock

I like that one.

She feels sorry for him, being one legged.

By the look on his face, I reckon it's smiling at him

Some big lols on this page.

Quote: Aaron @ 26th April 2022, 11:34 AM

Some big lols on this page.

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Good ?

Today's reminds me of the old joke, about the girl who gave herself up to the ship's Captain after being a stowaway for two weeks, and when the Captain asked how she survived all that time, she said one of the deck hands let her stay with him in his cabin providing she was nice to him, to which the Captain replied "You do realise this is the Isle of Wight ferry, don't you"