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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 30th March 2021, 8:53am [Edited]
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Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 30th March 2021, 1:54 AM

You mean the thread that got deleted and made you flounce for a few months.

What makes you think you can post a copyright images with the artist signature and think you are above any copyright laws?

Maybe you should research the Donald McGill Museum but I'm sure you have.

Dear oh dear, calm down. Der Management has given me the nod for this thread, so you are wasting you time sticking your oar in.

I've never flounced. Gone off in a Huff maybe.

Just for you........................ :D

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 30th March 2021, 5:57pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th March 2021, 8:53 AM

I've never flounced. Gone off in a Huff maybe.

Was that a Mark I or a Mark II?

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john tregorran

  • Tuesday 30th March 2021, 8:48pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
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She could be saying "The only cherry that'll be popped will be on a stick"

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 31st March 2021, 12:00am
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Quote: Chappers @ 30th March 2021, 5:57 PM

Was that a Mark I or a Mark II?

I wish. Couldn't afford one of those, it was an early one of theirs - 2 stroke 200cc 3 wheeler.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 31st March 2021, 5:55am [Edited]
  • England
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This one reminds me one of Swiss Tony's "observations".....................

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag. :D

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 16th April 2021, 8:32am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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A lot of these aren't saucy, they're just extremely rude. Sorry if this has been brought up, but there's a George Orwell article about these andtheir insight into the British mentality. Orwell was famous for his whacky sense of humour.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 16th April 2021, 8:57am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th January 2021, 9:31 AM Image

Benny Hill did exactly the same gag.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th January 2021, 10:58 AM Image

That one's a tad uncomfortable... I remember an ad where a guy on a high diving board had forgotten hs trunks (duh, what'm I like) and the slogan was 'When it absolutely has to be there on time.' I remember thinking how horrible it'd be if they'd used a woman instead of a man.

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd February 2021, 5:06 PM

I appreciate the innocent double meaning ones but this is just sticky.

Porn forum. Some threads may be sticky.
A good journalist is like a teenager. Sticks to his briefs.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 20th April 2021, 6:13pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th April 2021, 8:32 AM

A lot of these aren't saucy, they're just extremely rude. Sorry if this has been brought up, but there's a George Orwell article about these andtheir insight into the British mentality. Orwell was famous for his whacky sense of humour.

I know you're a sensitive soul and easily offended.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Tuesday 20th April 2021, 6:46pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 4,150 posts

From the man who constantly makes unsavoury wanking jokes and worse is offended.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 20th April 2021, 7:54pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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How dare you? My wanking jokes are savoury.
As David Baddiel pointed out, the trouble with smut is that when it came out no one swore, so pussy meant cat with a tiny undercurrent of vagina. Now...
I have to go for a whole day without making any childish innuendoes. It's long and hard but I'll pull it off.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 20th April 2021, 9:07pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th April 2021, 7:54 PM

How dare you? My wanking jokes are savoury.

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Definitely not sweet or sour.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 25th April 2021, 11:28am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Well, at least she didn't say Give you one.