Holy Smokes

Scene: Burnt out factory
CID OFFICER:
"So, you say you were making novelty Jesus and Buddha statues?"
BUSINESSMAN:
"Yeah, the heads screw off so you can put vodka scotch etc in it"
CID OFFICER
"So, I take it that you'll have had your fair share threats, you know from believers"
BUSINESSMAN:
"Tell me about it I get more bomb threats than a Baghdad gay bar"
CID OFFICER:
"Seeing that this is your 6th factory fire in 3 years have you considered you know making something else"
BUSINESSMAN:
"Way ahead of you, once the insurance comes through, I'm getting out the Holy statues game. Its played out anyway, sales are on the floor"
CID OFFICER:
"It's the smart move, any idea of what you'll be making?"
BUSINESSMAN:
"Yeah novelty cigar boxes that look like the Koran"