Gold Christmas cracker joke competition Page 2

I've sent in a few this year but I think most of the really good topics like Philip Schofield and Russel Brand are probably going to be off limits for legal reasons. At least the closing date is a bit earlier this year so I won't be wasting too much time on it.

What did Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby get for Christmas? Queue jumpers.
At Christmas!!!!!

Why does Philp Schofield have to pay for his Christmas Dinner in advance? In case he does a runner.

At Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank f**k that's over. At Christmas!!!!!!!