Here you can post a joke that must not offend anyone.

If you are offended you can challenge the poster.

Q. Why did the ****** **** the ********?
A. Because he was a ******* ****!
Is that what being 'woke' means? I thought it meant being liberal. And liberals often seem to cause offence.

'Woke' does not mean being Liberal.
'Woke' is either a self-congratulatory term used by people who think they, and only know, what's right.
Or it's an insult - used by me, mostly.

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So Trump, Corbyn and Jeremy Clarkson are all woke. I get it now.

Sorry. I don't get any of them.

Corbyn.Who???

7 a.m. That's when I woke this morning. A little earlier than ideal but I obviously had the upcoming Hancock's Half Hour's episode "Sunday afternoon at home" on the wireless at 8 o'clock on my mind.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 9th September 2020, 9:03 AM

7 a.m. That's when I woke this morning. A little earlier than ideal but I obviously had the upcoming Hancock's Half Hour's episode "Sunday afternoon at home" on the wireless at 8 o'clock on my mind.

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Hancock committed suicide.
Consider me 'triggered'.
Not Woke.

Oh well. This just proves my point that there are no jokes that somebody won't be offended by.

Last night I dreamed I was telling a joke about my mother-in-law (who as it happens, is medically obese, from a minority ethnic group and in a same sex relationship - given her stated gender is not her birth gender) - then I woke.