The Woke Joke thread

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 8th September 2020, 5:47pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts

Here you can post a joke that must not offend anyone.

If you are offended you can challenge the poster.

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Chris Hallam

  • Tuesday 8th September 2020, 7:01pm
  • Exeter, United Kingdom
  • 504 posts

Q. Why did the ****** **** the ********?
A. Because he was a ******* ****!
Is that what being 'woke' means? I thought it meant being liberal. And liberals often seem to cause offence.

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Lazzard

  • Tuesday 8th September 2020, 7:04pm
  • Ludlow, England
  • 4,774 posts

'Woke' does not mean being Liberal.
'Woke' is either a self-congratulatory term used by people who think they, and only know, what's right.
Or it's an insult - used by me, mostly.

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Firkin

  • Tuesday 8th September 2020, 7:54pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 1,013 posts
Quote: Lazzard @ 8th September 2020, 7:04 PM

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'Woke' is either a self-congratulatory term used by people who think they, and only they know, what's right.

So Trump, Corbyn and Jeremy Clarkson are all woke. I get it now.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 8th September 2020, 9:19pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts

Sorry. I don't get any of them.

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Billy Bunter

  • Wednesday 9th September 2020, 9:03am [Edited]
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,369 posts

7 a.m. That's when I woke this morning. A little earlier than ideal but I obviously had the upcoming Hancock's Half Hour's episode "Sunday afternoon at home" on the wireless at 8 o'clock on my mind.

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Lazzard

  • Wednesday 9th September 2020, 10:39am
  • Ludlow, England
  • 4,774 posts
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 9th September 2020, 9:03 AM

7 a.m. That's when I woke this morning. A little earlier than ideal but I obviously had the upcoming Hancock's Half Hour's episode "Sunday afternoon at home" on the wireless at 8 o'clock on my mind.

Hancock committed suicide.
Consider me 'triggered'.
Not Woke.

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Chappers

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 8:39pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts

Oh well. This just proves my point that there are no jokes that somebody won't be offended by.

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Daveeff

  • Sunday 13th September 2020, 3:48pm
  • Northampton, United Kingdom
  • 6 posts

Last night I dreamed I was telling a joke about my mother-in-law (who as it happens, is medically obese, from a minority ethnic group and in a same sex relationship - given her stated gender is not her birth gender) - then I woke.