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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 11th January 2021, 11:58pm
  • England
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ 11th January 2021, 7:06 PM

Calvert-Lewin Red Flagged!

Oh, for f**k's sake. I might as well not bother this week. That's 9 of my team out. F**king, bollocking, shit, bugger, bum. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 12:26am
  • England
  • 17,965 posts

Well f**king great. It gets worse. I knew there was rumour of the Villa match being off, so NOW I have precisely FOUR players in my team.

So, it's goodnight from me and a goodnight from him.

I honestly think I won't bother anymore. This whole Rona thing has f**ked too many things up. They should stop the season now and put the whole debacle to bed until August this year and start again.

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A Horseradish

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 12:45am [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 7,649 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th January 2021, 11:58 PM

Oh, for f**k's sake. I might as well not bother this week. That's 9 of my team out. F**king, bollocking, shit, bugger, bum. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I just say as a 27 year old highly qualified graduate now this person is out of the room that our assessment (because while this is a committee of 100 members all 6 feet apart what I say isn't open to critique by any of ya as I'm the chair person cos of who I have slept with) that he seems to be mostly a good sort. I don't believe that we should take his 93 years of NI contributions into account as we are not to be blackmailed and is he really a contributor now to our wonderful society? Nevertheless, as long as he has a safety mask and gag and is regularly asked by the police when on his beach five minutes up the road if he is a local on exercise ( though of course we know he is while being do-lally) then I personally don't regard him as someone who is likely to harass or want to go into his past history about his liberal attitudes to stalking.

I do think we should note for future reference that he is not so much potty mouthed as rather having the instinctive vocabulary of a quim that never wears knickers. Still, may I mildly suggest that this is possibly as a consequence of his recent lack of attendance at football matches where he used to usefully let off his tendency to steam? And while because of his condition which has been wholly - take this off the formal record, Babs love, your surname is Krishnamurti but I could have easily married a non blonde without massive tits meself : its jus' that it so happened I ended up with anti Social Democrats when based with Roy in Sweden - caused by decent, proportionate and rational Guantanamo style media coronavirus psychological warfare, what I do think is that he would benefit from whatever the risks of being let in to Portman Road. It is, after all, just a short walk from the station with heroin addicts bridging alongside.

He would not be required to watch but I believe that his confidence would be boosted by that aid which reinforces his grandiose status. And while it may be, given limits on crowd numbers down to mouthy and emotionally variable so-called sports journalists, that when he enters a cottage of latrines he may be on his lonesome, it is more than possible that his sense of manhood will again become rampant. On balance, I will tell you and don't question my BA that he doesn't need penile cross-reference. So I do not at this time dictate that he should be stopped from counting pebbles or be placed on Viagra. Which is more than can be said for me. When she went pneumatic, she did nothing for me. She was right up her own arsehole, poking pound notes up and with no interest at all. I'm not into cock but she left me with no option. Don't get me wrong. Pedro is great and so is the sex although I could have done without the childlike rebellion.

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Alfred J Kipper

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 9:15am [Edited]
  • Aldershot, England
  • 6,369 posts

Exactly.

What I don't get though is why there are still six games. I can't work out which game has been added. Spurs - Fulham? ?? I'm sure that was there already or I wouldn't have had Kane in. Huh But Fulham didn't have 3 games coming up. :S

Oh well, while some on here may be in despair over it I'm in my element, just means more tinkering! :)

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Billy Bunter

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 10:01am
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,486 posts
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 12th January 2021, 9:15 AM

Exactly.

What I don't get though is why there are still six games. I can't work out which game has been added. Spurs - Fulham? ?? I'm sure that was there already or I wouldn't have had Kane in. Huh But Fulham didn't have 3 games coming up. :S

Oh well, while some on here may be in despair over it I'm in my element, just means more tinkering! :)

They have replaced Villa v Totteham with Tottenham v Fulham. Hence Tottenham are still playing and Fulham have an extra fixture that wasn't originally scheduled.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 12:01pm
  • England
  • 17,965 posts

My brain now hurts trying to make sense of what is left, (thanks for nothing Calvert-Lewin - you tosser!) so have gone shit or bust and taken a couple of hits, and do I care? Do I f**k.

My old dilemma has reared its ugly head though - Son or Kane for captain?

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Godot Taxis

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 3:05pm
  • England
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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th January 2021, 12:01 PM

My brain now hurts trying to make sense of what is left, (thanks for nothing Calvert-Lewin - you tosser!) so have gone shit or bust and taken a couple of hits, and do I care? Do I f**k.

Don't worry about it. It is going to be a really low scoring week for everyone. Many will have under ten points. Even people playing their free hit are unlikely to do that well. Even if they do, using a chip when only six teams are playing is not sensible and you can deploy your chip later in the season and get back their points and more.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th January 2021, 12:01 PM

My old dilemma has reared its ugly head though - Son or Kane for captain?

Think about it. Is Fulham going to sit deep or come forward and attack? If they play a defensive gave will the likelihood of Tottenham penalties be higher or lower? Don't stop playing.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 3:40pm [Edited]
  • England
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th January 2021, 3:05 PM

Don't worry about it. It is going to be a really low scoring week for everyone. Many will have under ten points. Even people playing their free hit are unlikely to do that well. Even if they do, using a chip when only six teams are playing is not sensible and you can deploy your chip later in the season and get back their points and more.

Your words of wisdom from last Monday (4th) were ringing in my eyes as my mouse hovered over the Free Hit chip, but I stood my ground. You would have been proud of me, as the tears trickled down my cheek. (you'd better be f**king right :D )

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th January 2021, 3:05 PM

Think about it. Is Fulham going to sit deep or come forward and attack? If they play a defensive gave will the likelihood of Tottenham penalties be higher or lower? Don't stop playing.

That's too much for my few live brain cells to take on board. I don't know!! Teary Help me Godot, please! Son or Kane?

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Steve Sunshine

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 8:25pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,677 posts

Kane
Even when Son Scores it's often Kane who assists

I see a few free hits, (myself included) and was surprised to see a couple of WIld cards played then I realised Man City have an extra fixture in the next GW now
Does mean a lot of teams looking very similar for next week, could be interesting

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 12th January 2021, 11:29pm [Edited]
  • England
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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th January 2021, 8:25 PM

Kane
Even when Son Scores it's often Kane who assists

Yeah, thanks Steve. I thought about that after what Godot hinted at and as I went to change to Kane I realised it was then 4.50 and too late to do anything about it. C'est la vie.

I have had weeks where Son has just edged it over Kane, and you can lay money on it NOT being this week. Angy

EDIT* Just checked, and as it stands at the moment I have a big fat ZERO on the H2H, having scored 8 points and taken a double hit. Laughing out loud (if I didn't do the LOL, I would have to Teary)

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 13th January 2021, 3:33pm
  • England
  • 17,965 posts

Has the Yorkie Bar Kid stood in some dog shit - fluking 29 points when all around is wailing and gnashing teeth. :P

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Wednesday 13th January 2021, 4:03pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,886 posts

My boys that were still around stepped up to the plate.
Fair makes ya proud.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 13th January 2021, 4:15pm
  • England
  • 17,965 posts

Eeeee, it were reet do down't pub las' neet celebratin'. Trouble was't we'd all got t'deep pockets and shor'tarms.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Wednesday 13th January 2021, 7:52pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,886 posts

Who had Stirling? Own up.
He just threw your points over the crossbar from a pen.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 13th January 2021, 11:26pm
  • England
  • 17,965 posts

Son/Kane............Kane/Son. At the end of the day it made little difference to my/this shit week.