- Tuesday 3rd November 2020, 1:01am [Edited]
- United Kingdom
- 7,529 posts
And to be honest, I can tell you now why it was women who appallingly delayed racial equality by 40 years. It is because when blokes are in the communal showers and see some black masterpiece they think, well, I can't compete with that and good luck with the women not that you need it. Whereas if there is a bunch of white rugger types there who have 15 kids and 57 grand kids you just know that they are so safe in their sexuality that they would screw a yew tree just to make that tree feel all inferior what with their friendly but not so friendly bisexuality. Oh yeah, I know. Pick the members of your team. Oh lovely, I'm third from bottom because my appendage is above average and I have one hair between my nipples. Well, that was then and this is now and I didn't get to MI5 and a question mark against my "friendships" with Russian women without good reason. I can tell you now. It was nothing sinister. They just admired what was in my pants and felt that with a little exploration they could influence the outcome of the Premier League.