BCG Pro Gag-a-Week competition Page 2

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If that 77532-year old 'cum dancing' gag wins this week, I'll murder a small woodland beast.

I did win a couple of weeks back Which was nice
Forgot to enter last week as I couldn't think of a decent autumn themed joke, will check the new topic out now

It's Strictly come dancing
May take another week off haha

Cool. Weeks without any childish innuendoes. Long and hard but I pulled it off.

This week's pun is older than an Italian politician. But I guess whatever wins, someone's gonna moan. Might as well be me. It's like the Xmas cracker jokefest, where a lot of the gags were old but ''''''''''''''''''''cleverly'''''''''''''''''''' adapted.