Quote: Kenneth @ 14th May 2020, 4:36 PM
"Smurfs fear Gargamel plotting new attack that could exterminate all Smurfs during an easing of lockdown restrictions," says an article in next week's paper.
I can't confirm the veracity of this report, but I don't trust Papa Smurf to bake underage fiddler crabs.
I wondered when the Smurfs would come back. While they are as obsessional as my writing, neither they nor it can really compare with the obsessive coronavirus news media. Every news journalist really should now seek health assistance.
Moving on, or not in terms of we the poor public transport people doing our civic duty and sitting arse-indoors while Lamborghinis fly past our hovels, so abnormal has this "new normal" become that Grant Shapps is beginning to sound and look totally normal. It is hard to believe that he carried for business or other purposes several identities at once like a loon who patently is absolutely nothing like all my good selves. But the weirdest thing about him in the days of the old normal was that he actually was and still is the cousin of Mick Jones. That is something I will never, ever be able to get my head around and oh how I have tried through the decades. It still ends up seeming like some peculiar dark dream.
(It sounds today like it could have been a number 1 single - but it only got to number....yep.....19)