The government can f**k off if they think I'm downloading an app to my phone that'll help them track me.
Coronavirus Page 50
Yep same here
Google n Apple had one available that doesn't keep people's personal details
But no, they decided to use one that keeps everyone's details in a nice database that will get hacked.
Shove it
The government's having persuaded tens of millions of us to stay off the streets for 99% of the time and now being on the way to persuading tens of millions of us to let them know our whereabouts 100% of the time, I can't help feeling that these "conspiracy theorists" might not be too wide of the mark! 
I haven't got - nor ever have had - a mobile phone. Since 2010-ish I have been holding out until they introduce something which you can only do by mobile phone so that I can sue them under the human rights laws and become a millionaire.
It looks like that moment is now closer - although I had assumed it would involve money transactions rather than the right for me to move beyond my garden path. Still, the more severe the better in some ways. I will have a bigger point.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th May 2020, 6:57 PMAs I was saying...
I wouldn't worry about it. If in a year's time the economy has crashed and people's finances have collapsed there is going to be a very bloody global revolution. On a scale of 0 to 10 towards it in the United Kingdom, I'd say Middle England is on a 3 but by August it will be a 5.5. When I look at the faces of, say, Jenrick and Shapps or Vallance and Whitty, they seem oblivious to the very idea of it which tells me that their judgement on everything including the so-called science is flawed.
Also, I nearly forgot to remind people, it is all these weeks later still only genetic material/fluid/RNA strands, just as it was in the first Chinese Nine, and the/a virus has never been separated or isolated. So it isn't a virus in line with Koch's postulates. It's just people observing very variable symptoms and on occasion testing for those strands and chucking money at business for a vaccine that will not actually vaccinate against anything specific. In short. an utter load of tripe.
See 2 and 4:
Koch:
1. The microorganism must be found in abundance in all organisms suffering from the disease, but should not be found in healthy organisms.
2. The microorganism must be isolated from a diseased organism and grown in pure culture.
3. The cultured microorganism should cause disease when introduced into a healthy organism.
4. The microorganism must be reisolated from the inoculated, diseased experimental host and identified as being identical to the original specific causative agent.
Looking for masks?
Don't be greedy. Settle for one. And stop being two faced.
What is the difference between a face mask and the back of your head?
You can talk out of the back of your head.
My dog has no nose.
Really? How does he smell?
Terrible - but at least he doesn't have to wear a mask to protect him from airborne droplets.
Where do you weigh whales who haven't worn masks?
At a whale weigh coronavirus testing station.
Daddy, can we go outside now please?
Pleeease.......?
Breaking News
TWO-FACED PUBLIC GUIDANCE BENDING SHAGGER, 51, WITH THE EXPRESSION OF A SULKY KID WHO DETESTS THE WORLD RESIGNS
20 YEARS OF DESTRUCTION
6 Million Innocent Cows and Sheep Murdered, Businesses Smashed and North Devon Footpaths Closed For Months To Ruin Normal People's Holidays Following His Advice on Foot and Mouth Disease To So-Called Virus Lockdown Which Killed Many With Cancer Etc, Caused Terror Across the Country and Saddled UK With Debt For The Next FIVE Decades
Telegraph/Mail lead on the story, BBC has it as its second story, but extremely small (behind "Hubei Schools Reopen For First Time Since Outbreak" - yeah, really major to the UK, that one, not), and Guardian/ Independent say hardly anything.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
(His married bird works for climate change action - told you, I said it all along, that is what has always been going on)
Horseradish have you developed a stutter or are you just encouraging binge reading ? I read them all but then threw up at the Daily Mail bit, I think that article is off. btw how do you know all those 6 million cows are all innocent ? What's your technique ?
Quote: Firkin @ 6th May 2020, 11:49 AMHorseradish have you developed a stutter or are you just encouraging binge reading ? I read them all but then threw up at the Daily Mail bit, I think that article is off. btw how do you know all those 6 million cows are all innocent ? What's your technique ?
Ah well. You may not understand me because your support for political teams could be blinding you? I do not support a political team. Consequently, I can be all for addressing climate change but not for being manipulated into it by gits who are smashing the economy and the funding of the health service in the long run.
One thing I notice about these people - really the holiday so many are enjoying in the sun today is just an extension of the school strikes and childlike "I'm not doing what you want" - is that while they are refusing to go along with any standard sort of principle they are very S and M when it comes to tying everybody else down.
It's a warp because of the combination of their upbringing, power roles and downright creepiness. They don't half give me the willies. All of 'em. It's the kind of shiver one feels when slime walks and talks. Bear in mind that a lot of these bastards stick red hot needles into defenceless animals because they love doing it.
The Telegraph broke the story. The Mail ran with it. I'm not fussy who it is as long as the truth is exposed, especially about the identity-flawed, two faced. I will also take note of which rags say little about it and draw my own conclusions. You''lI recall it was the Telegraph which broke the story about the expenses scandal.
The more open minded one is about sources of information the better. I'm still following Icke too. I don't agree with him on key parts - 5G and Big Brother - but he has been spot on already on much. I also really, really, like him actually. He has a lot of normal colour. He sounds more normal now than anything on the TV or radio.
Where are you on "Archons", then?
The "Illuminati"?
Doesn't talk about them so much now, does he?
For an ex-goalie he certainly likes to move the goalposts.
The guy's either unwell or a scheister of the first order.
I've just been watching the ITV News and they wheeled on some woman in a video link that was far from sharp and had appalling sound.
The woman told us about the importance of social distancing and washing our hands.
A caption told us she was a specialist in obstetrics and gynaecology.
I can understand why an obstetrician and gynaecologist might be a frequent hand-washer but surely their occupation makes them the last people in the world to lecture us about social distancing? 
All the safety equipment shipped in from Turkey has been impounded- as its f**king shit
'Great' Britain...
Relying on third world places like Turkey for simple things like this
Absolute joke
A real lockdown would involve bein' in one room like the bathroom.
A really real lockdown would involve bein' in one sink.
A really really real lockdown would involve bein' in the tube just below the plughole.
Only then can Sir Patrick Vallance be our unelected King.
Quote: lofthouse @ 7th May 2020, 2:35 PMAll the safety equipment shipped in from Turkey has been impounded- as its f**king shit
'Great' Britain..
Relying on third world places like Turkey for simple things like this
Absolute joke
If this is an example of our deal-making prowess, I can't wait to see some of our upcoming Brexit trade deals. I suspect they may involve magic beans.