I hate sounding controversial but anyone over the age of 16 who puts ketchup on a bacon sandwich should be held in a secure place until they can be shot and cremated and have their ashes flushed down a toilet.
Controversial
Is it safe for me to confess to HP?
Yes thats fine John move along safely.
So ketchup is murder, it's not meat after all ? Teddy are you turning French ?
Daddies? 
(don't hit me)
Worcester sauce is the only civilized option.
Quote: beaky @ 25th October 2019, 10:08 AMWorcester sauce is the only civilized option.
Ewww, swipe me.................wish I hadn't put up Daddies now.
Beaky thats so f**ked up I don't even know where to start!
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 25th October 2019, 8:39 AMI hate sounding controversial but anyone over the age of 16 who puts ketchup on a bacon sandwich should be held in a secure place until they can be shot and cremated and have their ashes flushed down a toilet.
Do you have yours naked, Teddy?
I always have sauce on my bacon sandwich. Sometimes I have both red and brown on it and occasionally mustard too but the all three combination is generally saved for a sausage sandwich when it is a must. And I have red and brown sauce on chips though no salt or vinegar. Mostly I like to eat all of these things outside, especially at bus stops, where I end up with most of it on my fingers . But my biggest achievement in this sort of area was to eat an entire runny curry entirely with my fingers on a bus because I forgot to ask for a spoon. Well, 75% of it. I drank the last 25% of it from the polystyrene tray.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 25th October 2019, 10:24 AMBeaky thats so f**ked up I don't even know where to start!
I feel better now having offered Daddies. I'm with my people.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 25th October 2019, 11:20 AMI always have sauce on my bacon sandwich.
No mentioned of horseradish sauce, does your lineage mean nothing to you ? Fraternising with mustard of all people. You should do well to remember your roots.
Quote: Firkin @ 25th October 2019, 11:49 AMNo mentioned of horseradish sauce, does your lineage mean nothing to you ? Fraternising with mustard of all people. You should do well to remember your roots.
Thrrrrrump - Tissssshhhhh.......................I thangyow
Is it just the fact it is red?
Red is preferable, but brown Daddies also works.