Gold Christmas Crackers joke competition Page 2

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 29th October 2019, 11:31pm
  • Surreyish., England
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[quote name="Rood Eye" post="1211769" date="16th October 2019, 5:11 PM"]Last year, I went to a brilliant Christmas party: it was held in a huge room and the organisers had pinned a sprig of mistletoe to the ceiling at one end of the room and a box of Paxo to the ceiling at the other.

And all the girls who wanted kissing went to one end of the room.

And all the girls who wanted a turkey sandwich went to the other.

I defy anybody to make a complaint about that joke! Laughing out loud[/quote]

I would make a complaint because it's not even a joke.

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Rood Eye

  • Tuesday 29th October 2019, 11:47pm
  • England
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Quote: Chappers @ 29th October 2019, 11:31 PM

I would make a complaint because it's not even a joke.

"And true comedy fans came, and said unto me, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? I answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of my comedy, but to them it is not given."

(Especially on UKTV Gold at Christmas)

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 30th October 2019, 6:12pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Rood Eye @ 29th October 2019, 11:47 PM

"And true comedy fans came, and said unto me, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? I answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of my comedy, but to them it is not given."

(Especially on UKTV Gold at Christmas)

Pretentious twat!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 2nd November 2019, 12:25pm [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,234 posts

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo at Christmas? A woolly jumper, at Christmas.