- Thursday 19th September 2019, 8:07pm
- United Kingdom
- 519 posts
Quote: Thosisd @ 19th September 2019, 7:53 PM
Here's this week's misses:
Over 600 people suffered surgical mishaps over the last year, including the unnecessary removal of body parts. One patient said "Mhhhfhh mffgh mffgh mfhh!"
Outrage after a low-security prison in Derbyshire is compared to a holiday camp. The warden is expected to deliver a statement, right after he's finished calling the bingo.
Scientists are examining what causes the human fight-or-flight response, after being challenged to by a group of bigger scientists.
It's been a good week for comic book fans as Marvel released an Iron Man post-credit scene 11 years after its original release.
It's been a bad week for the nerds who sat waiting in cinemas this entire time and REALLY need a wee.
It's been a bad week for Nicola Sturgeon after she was smashed in the head playing swingball.
It's been a good week for Andy Murray as his game-winning comeback continues.
It's been a good week for insomniacs after it was revealed that banana peel tea can improve sleep quality.
It's been a bad week for the man who slipped on his tea bag but a hilarious week for his family.
Personally I really like your first two BNs. The third one, I thought about another version for fun...after they've finished running away from a group of bigger scientists.