Newsjack Series 21 - September 2019 Page 6

Quote: Exe Chris @ 13th September 2019, 9:01 PM

Just listened and I thought it was a very mixed bag with some weak one-liners especially. This annoyed me even more this week because all my one-liners were weak and they could have used mine!

:D:D:D

Quote: BTF @ 13th September 2019, 8:29 PM

Your joke got quite a laugh, TrashBat.

Christ knows why, it didn't amuse me in the slightest, but I guess it means I'm getting closer to tapping into the Newsjack 'sense of humour'
Laughing out loud

I thought the same thing about repetition of topics for BN. And I think Kiri misread one of the lines in a sketch too.

So, how many jokes are being written on the topic "Emotional Support Clown"?

Asking for a recently fired friend...

At least one more now......

Cheers, Steev

( PS, did you get the message from Lord Sugar ? )

I apparently had the following oneliner in last week's script:

A school in the US has removed toilet cubicle doors in order to combat vaping. One teacher described the issue in the bathrooms as just smoke and mirrors.

Well done Audit Chris.

Just shoved a quick sketch in at the last minute.

Managed to submit a couple of sketches this week because I work part time*

*If they find out I only work part time I'll get in trouble.

Quote: johnfromsoho @ 16th September 2019, 12:29 PM

Managed to submit a couple of sketches this week because I work part time*

*If they find out I only work part time I'll get in trouble.

There is a knack to it!

Quote: Auditchris @ 16th September 2019, 11:41 AM

I apparently had the following oneliner in last week's script:

A school in the US has removed toilet cubicle doors in order to combat vaping. One teacher described the issue in the bathrooms as just smoke and mirrors.

Belated congrats, AC
( Does that mean it's the turn of ExeChris this week ? )

Btw, are people still getting the 'we will be accepting submissions....' autoreply ?

Quote: Steev @ 16th September 2019, 8:57 AM

So, how many jokes are being written on the topic "Emotional Support Clown"?

Asking for a recently fired friend...

No I avoided that one, but did go for a joke on the story of the Wigan man who had sex with a cone in front of shocked railway staff.

*DeathByMonkey bringing down the tone of Newsjack submissions since 2013

Heres one you can have for free (worth every penny) if you rehash it you can still tell me if it got on or not.

I'm getting really worried about the the climate change.
I set it to 20 degrees but it's sweltering.
I'm going to have to take the car to the garage to let them repair it.

Quote: Kenny Bania @ 16th September 2019, 10:12 PM

Belated congrats, AC
( Does that mean it's the turn of ExeChris this week ? )

Blinking better be!

Gah, another nearly!