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God recalls all humans after discovering serious defects...


john tregorran

  • Sunday 7th July 2019, 6:11am
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,459 posts

We've all seen the signs,the four horsemen,Trump,Johnson,Farage and Morrison (He's the Australian one and as moronic as the others)


Rood Eye

  • Sunday 7th July 2019, 10:09am
  • England
  • 4,103 posts

This is excellent news.

It's hardly my place to criticise the Almighty but I really think he should have instituted a recall several decades ago when, according to news reports, some members of his flock began spontaneously bursting into flames.

Had that happened to mobile phones or spin dryers, demands for a recall would have been immediate and worldwide.

In fairness to God, however, I should point out that although the human race may be thought something of a failure on his part, he is undoubtedly a significant talent when it comes to landscaping.

I commend in particular his work in the Lake District.

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  • Sunday 7th July 2019, 3:35pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,854 posts

Nice one Carlos. God choosing to appear as ear pods was nicely surreal and instructions to the cameraman at the end perfectly subverted my expectations of how the piece would end (no bang no flash).