Have you all buggered off to Bournemouth without saying a word to me?
I get the picture.
Easter
Wha'dya mean? I've been talking to myself all weekend on here.
He has risen!
I couldn't get any reception.
I remember when the only shop that was open on Good Friday was the baker's, selling hot cross buns. Today the only shop that is closed is... ... the baker's.
And don't forget the candle stick maker