- Saturday 15th December 2018, 10:28am [Edited]
- Everton, England
- 3,190 posts
The vicar and his reluctant cast are at the 'hoose' of the Highlands most Scottish person Claymore Mc Culloden seeking his advice about 'Dick Whittington'
They stand at his front door as he announces his judgement
And you're sure you won't go with Braveheart again Vicar? It's very popular
But it's not a traditional Panto is it? Besides we've done it for the last 15 years! I know we live in Loch Angry but we really need to work on our anger
Well why not go with Ali Babba and the 40 thieves, that's traditional?
It is, but I've only got 4 actors? No one on the loch wants to get involved
That's because you were making Dick Whittington, If you tell them you're making Ali Babba and the 40 Tories! The whole village will get behind you
Brilliant I could a mop on my head and be Bojo and have a water cannon that I wet the crowd with
I could shave my head and be IDS the Benefits thief who walks around the stage looking for handicap people to blight
The Stewart twins are small and skinny, they could get on each other's shoulders under a coat and play Jacob Rees Mogg the Posh talking pervert
I'll play his Nanny I beleive she's a goer
I'll be The Maybot! I've still got my Tin Man outfit from when we did 'Follow the Tartan Road'
The cast are all excited and Claymore McCulloden is looking pleased with himself as he lifts his kilt to show he's no phoney and the cast roar approval as the vicar walks away shaking his head