1: [SUNG] Her name is Noelle
2: Did you say Noelle?
1: Yes, that's her name. [SUNG] I have a dream about her.
2: Just to check, is that like, Noel Edmunds, only female?
1: I guess, I'd not really -
2: Never heard that one before.
1: It's not really the central point.
2: Sorry, carry on.
1: [SUNG] She rings my bell.
2: She's a campanologist?
1: No. It's an idiom.
2: It's not, though.
1: Yeah, alright, but it sounds like it could be. And you can guess what it means.
2: I suppose. It's just, you've already thrown me with the whole Noelle thing, so...
1: Honestly, that is not my main thrust.
2: Pardon me.
1: [SUNG] I've gym class in half an hour.
2: Have you?
1: No. But, in the song. Then. That's what I'm, sort of...
2: Sure, sure, it's just...slip-ups like that make me even more dubious about the Noelle thing. Because, basically, that's not a name.
1: Would you mind? [SUNG] Oh, how she rocks.
2: *Did* rock.
1: [SUNG] In Keds and tube socks.
2: I'm just going to act like they're real words, save time.
1: [SUNG] But she doesn't know who I am.
2: Hold on.
2: It's N-O-E-L-L-E? Is that what you're-
1: Yes! Yes, Noelle, her name is Noelle. Admittedly it's unusual.
2: It's not a name. That's why. It's not unusual. It's mental.
1: Regardless, can I please finish the story?
2: Yes. Course. Sorry.
1: OK. [SUNG] And she doesn't give a damn about me [BUILDING TO THE BIG CHORUS] 'Cos I-
2: Hey! Good one. Yeah, she'd never heard of you, couldn't care less, but you, you were intrigued. Because of her name. Which is Noelle.
1: No! That's not what I'm, saying, it's because -
2: Cool story bro. Anyway, better run, otherwise we'll be late for gym class. [TUT] Oh, you crack me up: Noelle, crazy. OK, see you!
1: Hnnngh, that guy is such a...dirtbag.