Newsjack Series 19 Page 6

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Thosisd

  • Thursday 13th September 2018, 8:48pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 149 posts
Quote: GAP1 @ 13th September 2018, 8:38 PM

I got the good e-mail, very surprised

Nice one. Pleased to hear it.

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GAP1

  • Thursday 13th September 2018, 9:08pm
  • Wales
  • 37 posts

Many thanks. Lots of congrats to you and andysteph81. I'm well used to getting nothing in so it's nice to have a bit of a change

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Will Cam

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 8:43am
  • England
  • 7,712 posts

Well done to those who got on.

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Mike X

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 8:58am
  • 102 posts

I thought that was a good show. Funny sketches, clever one-liners, some genuine laughs - good stuff! OK there were a couple of clunkers but the most surprising thing was the "Newsjackipedias". They just didn't seem to work and were about the weakest part of the show. It's almost like everyone is trying to avoid being too ISIHAC "Uxbridge" and the jokes are therefore a bit poorly structured and don't really work. Overall though a great start to the season - 8/10

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Thosisd

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 9:09am
  • United Kingdom
  • 149 posts

Enjoyed the show. My contribution was:

Scientists can detect areas of obesity using satellite imagery. A spokesperson said, 'Yo Mamma SO fat, she's visible from space!'

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Will Cam

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 11:22am
  • England
  • 7,712 posts
Quote: Thosisd @ 14th September 2018, 9:09 AM

Enjoyed the show. My contribution was:

Scientists can detect areas of obesity using satellite imagery. A spokesperson said, 'Yo Mamma SO fat, she's visible from space!'

Great gagLaughing out loud

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Thosisd

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 11:29am
  • United Kingdom
  • 149 posts

Thank you.

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andysteph81

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 1:26pm
  • Sunderland, England
  • 64 posts

Well done to everyone who got on, mine was the 'great news for turtles, bad news for horses' breaking news.

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Mike X

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 1:30pm
  • 102 posts
Quote: andysteph81 @ 14th September 2018, 1:26 PM

Well done to everyone who got on, mine was the 'great news for turtles, bad news for horses' breaking news.

That was one of the best on the show, great work!

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garyd

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 2:20pm
  • England
  • 702 posts

Well done to those who were successful!

I have no idea if my sketch reached the office in time.

Emails:
Sent: 10 September 2018 11:58
To: 'newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk'
Hi,
Please see the attached sketch submission for NewsJack.
Many thanks.
Regards,

From: newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk [mailto:newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk]
Sent: 10 September 2018 12:04
Subject: NewsJack Submissions (Auto Reply Message)
Thank you for submitting to Newsjack.

Our submissions open again on Friday 7th September. Unfortunately we can't accept anything received before this date

We apologise that we can?t get back to everyone?s submissions, but promise that everything is read and considered.

Our deadlines are:

Sketches: Noon Monday
One-Liners: Noon Tuesday
Every week until 15/16 October

Going by the reply I'm going to presume not!
I mean, why else wouldn't my sketch have made it on to the show?Rolling eyes

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GAP1

  • Friday 14th September 2018, 6:26pm
  • Wales
  • 37 posts

Mine was the one-liner about the hearse for Burt Reynolds' funeral being chased by six police cars

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Bonzo

  • Saturday 15th September 2018, 6:42am
  • London, England
  • 770 posts

Really well done Gap1, Andysteph and Thosisd!! Those were great jokes, and I thought it was a very strong and very funny episode. Good luck for week 2 everyone!

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TheKingLobotomy

  • Saturday 15th September 2018, 9:22am
  • England
  • 118 posts

The Burt Reynolds one liner was great. As was the Jamie Oliver sketch that they saved until last. I really laughed hard at both of them.

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Danno

  • Sunday 16th September 2018, 4:13pm
  • Azerbaijan
  • 165 posts

scallop wars tickled my fancy. well done you clever eggs wot got picked

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Mike X

  • Sunday 16th September 2018, 10:46pm
  • 102 posts

So many great topics this week! Really tricky to trim everything down to the required numbers. Wish it was like this all the time.

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