Disability T-shirts?

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Compo

  • Wednesday 28th February 2018, 5:35pm
  • Trumpton, England
  • 56 posts

Looking for suggestions of what a comedy loving disabled person may have on his T-Shirt?
Eg:
I cant stand being in a wheelchair
Should have taken a parachute
I want my first time to be special
I tried to lick a train
My Ears work perfectly
My Other chair is another chair

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playfull

  • Thursday 1st March 2018, 5:20pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,462 posts

Liked 1 & 6,
Is this for you?

My efforts...

Lazy bastard
or
Born lazy
or
This is how i roll
or
Drinking in comfort since 2002 (change date as appropriate)
or
If found drunk without chair - do not try and walk me home
or
Brains, looks and charisma - with the mobility of a Darlek...
or
That's the last time i go on 'The Jump'

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Compo

  • Thursday 1st March 2018, 5:42pm
  • Trumpton, England
  • 56 posts

Liking your 3,5,and 6!
Its a for a character I'm writing to be wearing a different shirt every so often!

Sausage works!
On the Run.
Excuse me if I dont get up

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billwill

  • Thursday 1st March 2018, 7:48pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,601 posts

On the rear of the chair: "My other chair is a Sinclair C5"

I tried a 2-wheel bicycle, but I kept falling off.

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playfull

  • Friday 2nd March 2018, 1:56pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,462 posts

or
"Don't ask"
or
National anthem dodger

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