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NEWSFLASH! - Gamblers to to splash cash on 'Ray in Play'

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Richard Ousey

  • Tuesday 19th December 2017, 6:06pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
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Lazy gamblers will soon have no excuse not to squander the kids' college funds as a result of an innovative new 'Ray in Play' gambling feature.

The initiative will see Scummy Sexy Beast come good Ray Winstone marauding around the pitch during Premier League matches, whilst holding up a series of jazzily-coloured

'ROONEY TO SCORE NEXT 7/1' type posters

"Ray in Play will enable those punters just too damn-lazy to look away from their t.v. screens to receive live updated odds" commented Gino Morales, Head of Media & Winstone at Bet364RedBrooksHill.com. "Punters can now look forward to betting on a fantastic new range of scenarios including:

- 'RAY TO STOP FOR A LITTLE SIT DOWN IN THE FIRST HALF - 25/1' and

- 'RAY TO UNWITTINGLY PLAY VARDY ONSIDE 100/1' etc.'"

Giggled Morales

Winstone was unavailable for comment at his Clydebank Home, though his Bulldog did come to the gate, bare his teeth and
flare his nostrils in a Ray-like-way.

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