- Thursday 16th March 2017, 11:09am [Edited]
- Folkestone, United Kingdom
- 3,378 posts
This was a News Review rejection. It was after the death of Eugene Cernan, the last man on the moon.
The worm community who live in a nearby apple are mourning the last worm to squirm on the surface of an orange. He was called Eugene, by the way.
We can't just rely on the bottles of OJ in museums!
A spokesworm is reported to have said. He continued:
We must be spending money on getting worms into paper planes and back up there! The resources in the apple are not finite by any manner or means.
The Great Orange Race happened about a quarter of an hour ago and there are still six Orangenauts still alive...no, sorry they've gone. Forget I mentioned it. Back to the show.