You're on a Quiz show
The host has to say two wacky or interesting facts about you in the opening preamble

What would you put down on the form?

I punctuated the thread title incorrectly for my friend paul

EDIT

I'll capitalise the name later

He is a congenital liar and supermodel wrangler. What would you put Steve?

I am a special adviser to Jacob Rees-Mogg on all matters concerning Bisto and was the set designer in Hollywood for both JFK's murder and the moon landings.

You would put what, Victoria?

Where?

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