- Tuesday 30th August 2016, 3:18pm [Edited]
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Quote: DaButt @ 30th August 2016, 2:56 PM
My neighbor is a neurosurgeon and this weekend he was called in to perform brain surgery on a man with a pitchfork embedded in his head. Apparently there was some sort of altercation and the man's skull was skewered several times. He remained conscious and walked into an urgent care facility with the gardening implement still embedded in his head. Imagine what the people in the room must have thought when he waltzed in. (He was quickly rushed to an actual hospital.)
The x-ray was remarkable. If a movie character walked around with a pitchfork sticking out of his forehead you'd think it was so farfetched as to be unbelievable, but it appears that this guy will make a full recovery. Amazing.
Sounds like a scene from Bottom, or The Young Ones!
I know it isn't really funny, but imagine if the guy had literally done a waltz into the room, and then been awarded marks by a panel of dance experts. That's a show I could see myself getting addicted to. Dancing With Pitchforks anyone?
I'm guessing that keewik will be aiming lower down the body with her implement.
Pingl, surely a post like DaButt's will persuade you not to stay away from here for too long?