British Comedy Guide

Politically correct - Trump voter jokes

AvatarBCG Supporter

playfull

  • Monday 1st August 2016, 11:55am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

I have just realized that a whole genre of jokes that became politically incorrect and unusable can now be resurrected as politically correct!

Why don't trump voters put ice in their drinks?
They have forgotten the recipe!

How do you keep a Trump voter busy for hours?
Give them a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides!

Did you hear about the Trump voter who hijacked a submarine?
They demanded a million dollars and a parachute!

How many Trump voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows - trailers have tube lights...

AvatarBCG Supporter

playfull

  • Monday 1st August 2016, 12:37pm [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

What is the difference between a Trump voters wedding, and a Trump voters funeral?

There's one less bigot...

What do you call a Trump voter with an IQ of 10?

Gifted...

AvatarBCG Supporter

playfull

  • Monday 1st August 2016, 2:33pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

Why did the Trump voting couple stop at nine children?

They heard that one in ten babies born in America is a Mexican...

Avatar

Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Friday 5th August 2016, 5:23pm [Edited]
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,495 posts

Why aren't Trump voters worried about Trump pressing the nuclear button?

They know he'll only nuke goddamn foreigners!

*****

Why aren't Trump voters worried about his immigration policy?

They know he only wants to keep out goddamn foreigners!

*****

Why aren't Trump voters worried about him upsetting people?

They know he only upsets goddamn foreigners!

Avatar

Ayush Chandra

  • Saturday 10th September 2016, 12:53pm
  • India
  • 4 posts

Hahaa, that is hilarious. You know what... Donald Trump these days is praying of end of the elections as soon as possible so he will get some relief :). BTW, nailed that one of "nine children".

AvatarBCG Supporter

playfull

  • Friday 7th October 2016, 12:01am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,705 posts

Only two things in life are certain - Death and Taxes...Unless your name is Trump...

Avatar

RedZed333

  • Tuesday 11th October 2016, 2:52pm
  • Santa's Workshop, Christmas Island
  • 642 posts

How does Donald Trump greet cat lovers..?

He grabs them by the pussy...

Avatar

Nick Nockerty

  • Thursday 13th October 2016, 6:04pm
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

When I had genital warts Donald Trump grabbed me by my pussy, bits.