The all in one consolidated RIP thread Page 48

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john tregorran

  • Sunday 9th August 2020, 11:36pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,462 posts

My girlfriend at the time liked him because he had "nice hair"

RIP Wayne.

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Luke Duke

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 12:48am [Edited]
  • United States
  • 17 posts

Yesterday my pet python "Lemuel" escaped into the back garden. Much to my chagrin he murdered a red squirrel (that I am calling Jeremy). I happened to stop Lemuel from consuming Jeremy, and felt a horrid pain in my heart as I looked at this poor suffocated red squirrel (Jeremy) in my shaking hands. I soon found myself chastising Lemuel, and shunning him with these words:
"Damn you, you fiend! How dare you murder this poor, innocent (Jeremy)!!! I shall now punish you accordingly!!!"
After which I put Lemuel in front of the TV playing a documentary about Nazis.
Then I gave "Jeremy" a proper burial in my back garden, and gave him the following eulogy:
"Here lies Jeremy. I knew him not, however I am almost certain that he had a family that now miss him. I can only hope that his wife (whom I shall call Emily) is beside herself with grief. I give her and the kids (Molly and Dave) my condolences. Jeremy lived a great life; providing for Emily, Molly and Dave as well as helping the community of the tree that they live in. He was a great red squirrel, who had a big heart and an even bigger pair of balls (as evident from his corpse). Rest In Peace my friend. You will never be forgotten."

So, anyway, my question is: Am I legally responsible for Jeremy's death?

Have a great day.
I won't, I am sad for Emily... and Molly...... and Dave.

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john tregorran

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 3:21am
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,462 posts

Helloo Luke.I hope you are in rude health :)

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Luke Duke

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 8:29pm
  • United States
  • 17 posts

My balls are swollen, but I kind of like it actually. Would you like a photo?Smarmy

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john tregorran

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 10:06pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,462 posts

To quote Billy Connolly
"May your balls turn to bicycle wheels and back peddle up your arse"

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john tregorran

  • Friday 28th August 2020, 10:32pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,462 posts

David Bryant. Bowls Champion
Used to smoke a pipe when he played.
I don't think he was ever young.

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Chappers

  • Sunday 30th August 2020, 8:05pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts
Quote: john tregorran @ 28th August 2020, 10:32 PM

David Bryant. Bowls Champion
Used to smoke a pipe when he played.
I don't think he was ever young.

I remember him well. I was playing Trivial Pursuit with someone about 30 years ago and the answer was David Bryant. My opponent couldn't believe I knew it and thought I must've cheated. Then I got a question about the Godfather and he thought I'd win easily but I've never watched any Godfather film.

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 9th September 2020, 1:47pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts

I don't remember seeing this mentioned on here. I may be wrong though.

The director of the popular Tom and Jerry animated cartoons, Gene Deitch, has died at the age of 95.

The Oscar-winning illustrator died on Thursday night (April 16) according to reports, and he was found at his apartment in Prague.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 3:44pm
  • England
  • 17,479 posts

Diana Rigg 82

Gorgeous, sexy lady.

On the news just now, clip from a M&W show...................

DR as Nell Gwynn : "Will I be able to handle the King's obligations"
EM as King Charles : "I certainly hope so!"

Laughing out loud

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Chappers

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 6:13pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,255 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th September 2020, 3:44 PM

Diana Rigg 82

Gorgeous, sexy lady.

On the news just now, clip from a M&W show...................

DR as Nell Gwynn : "Will I be able to handle the King's obligations"
EM as King Charles : "I certainly hope so!"

Laughing out loud

Sad news. Especially as she appears in the new All Creatures Great and Small.

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playfull

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 8:08pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,856 posts

Really liked Dianna she had a great screen presence, When watching Old Avengers episodes recently could not believe how sexy she was.

RIP

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Alfred J Kipper

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 9:16pm
  • Aldershot, England
  • 6,263 posts

Sexiest cross dresser ever in Theatre of Blood with the great Vincent Price. Very hot in 007 - OHMSS too. Top wearer of the knee length boot. Could act a bit too. :( RIP

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john tregorran

  • Thursday 10th September 2020, 10:10pm [Edited]
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,462 posts

Oh no.
RIP Diana.

Alan Minter has been K O'd too :(