Sunday afternoon, perfect time to bash out a skit comp entry
JEANETTE: OK, everyone, dinner is served!
LIAM: Hmm, looks delicious.
GARY: You've surpassed yourself this time, Jeanette.
JEANETTE: Oh, go on, you!
VLAD: Erm, yes, this looks lovely, Jeanette but, erm, does it have any garlic in?
JEANETTE: Yes. Yes, a little.
VLAD: Ah, I'm sorry. I can't eat garlic.
JEANETTE: Oh. Well, alright. Sorry about that. I'll see whether I can whip anything else up, Vlad.
LIAM: Oh, here we go again!
LIAM: You and your allergies. We're sick of your allergies. And now you're allergic to garlic, apparently.
VLAD: It's not an allergy! It's kind of an intolerance.
GARY: Attention seeking, I call it. Could you not have mentioned it before poor Jeanette went to all this trouble?
VLAD: I sent her a list!
JEANETTE: Oh, yes, he did, Gary, that's right. I must have missed the garlic, sorry, Vlad.
LIAM: You missed it because the list is about 10 foot long, I bet. "Ooh, I'm Vlad, I'm allergic to everything, everyone look at me"
GARY: You can't use silver cutlery, you can't eat garlic.
LIAM: You can't drink holy water, you can't eat Twiglets in case they form the shape of the cross.
GARY: You can't eat steak.
VLAD: Ah, now in fairness that was a misunderstanding.
GARY: You're allergic to sunlight - seriously, would it kill you to come to one of my picnics?
VLAD: Well, you see, actually-
LIAM: All these things we have to worry about, I'm not taking it any more: that time you made me trickle out the Perrier so it doesn't count as running water, took 40 minutes to fill a glass!
GARY: Yeah! And all that stuff about being allergic to decapitation.
VLAD: Well, I think most people are.
LIAM: Yeah, but we don't go on about it all day. You've no manners, and after Jeanette here was kind enough to invite you into her home.
JEANETTE: Now, come on, Liam, it's not a big deal.
LIAM: It is a big deal, and I've been wanting to say this for a long time, I'm just glad it's finally in the open. Vlad, if you want our friendship to continue, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror.
VLAD: Yeah...about that...