- Saturday 5th December 2015, 7:10pm [Edited]
- 23 posts
Have a sketch I've written below about if our social media profiles were real people. I really hope this makes sense or if you can think of a good way of establishing that, please let me know. Anyway, any feedback would be greatly appreciated :-)
IF SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILES WERE REAL PEOPLE
FACEBOOK: Psst Twitter! Twitter!
TWITTER: Stop poking me! What's up? #CantYouSeeImTryingToSleep
FACEBOOK: I can't sleep! Anyway LinkedIn's sound asleep and now is the perfect time for us to get our revenge
TWITTER: Revenge for what?
FACEBOOK: For making us look bad! "Ooh look at me! I'm so perfect, here's a nice picture of my big fat face and a list of skills that have made me such a precious princess! He doesn't have one embarrassing picture of him falling over, or getting sick into a shoe!
TWITTER: Perhaps he's only making YOU look bad. I have 1324 followers.
FACEBOOK: That's only cos you're following 2000
TWITTER: My tweets are benefiting mankind, and are helping dismantle patriarchal capitalism, as well as declaring my love of cheese.
FACEBOOK: Oh come on! You're more boring than MySpace!
FACEBOOK: Nevermind. I'm just gonna pour water all over him and make it look like he's wet the bed! It'll be epic bants!
FACEBOOK GOES OVER TO LINKEDIN TO POUR IT ON HIM
TWITTER: Wait! Stop!
TWITTER: Should I have said 'mankind' earlier? I hate using gender specific terms
FACEBOOK: Right! I'm gonna soak you with water once I've 'endorsed' our little friend here!
FACEBOOK POURS THE WATER ON LINKEDIN.
LINKEDIN SUDDENLY WAKES UP
LINKEDIN: Guys! What are you doing? I don't understand.
FACEBOOK: Ha! What's wrong? Wet the bed?
LINKEDIN: No, I drank the correct amount of daily fluids and went to the bathroom just before bed like every other night. You guys must have clearly poured water on me
LINKEDIN: Well not Twitter, just Facebook
TWITTER: Yeah, that's exactly what he did
FACEBOOK: You grass!
LINKEDIN: I'm not angry Facebook. We have different personalities, which often means that we could clash.
FACEBOOK: Wanna fight eh? Cos I'm raring for it!
LINKEDIN: Not at all. What I think we need to do is keep an open dialogue and addrees our concerns. In this way, we can maintain a healthy relationship and overcome any further disputes that may arise as a result of our different personalities.
FACEBOOK: And now I think I can finally go to sleep