- Tuesday 5th May 2015, 5:16pm
- Glasgow, Scotland
- 14 posts
Burger King Perfume Ad
Teen boy: (Sigh) Why can I never get a girlfriend, dad?
Dad: Think son, what do girls want more than anything else in the world?
Teen Boy: Twenty Mcchicken nuggets for just £4.29?
Ad Director: Wrong restaurant!
(Begin ad music)
Dad: No, they want the smokey smell of a flame-grilled whopper
Teen Boy: But they don't call me 'meat boy' at school for the right reasons, dad
Dad: Yes son, I know...(to himself) you got that from your mother... but with Burger King's brand new flame-grilled whopper perfume, you'll be just as popular with the ladies as their restaurants are in America, and oh how the Americans love their fast-food!
Teen Boy: But I don't want to attract girls that are attracted to the smell of fast-food, dad
Dad: I know son, I know....but beggars can't be choosers so visit your nearest Burger King restaurant for a meaty spray that will send the ladies your way! I can assure you, they will be 'lovin it'
Ad Director: CUT!